Sunday, August 9, 2009

If They Were Single, I'd Fuck 'Em

Hell, I'd fuck them anyways

If I could have any famous person to fuck or get married to, the list would probably go something like this:

In order:
1. Jessica Alba
2. Mandy Moore (veeeerrrryyyy close to #1)
3. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
4. Shannyn Sossamon
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Olivia Munn
7. Zooey Deschanel
8. Kristen Bell
9. Keira Knightley
10. Elisha Cuthbert


I would have given you pics of all of them, but after 3 I got lazy.
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4 comments:

  1. Rambo DakotaAugust 10, 2009 at 7:34 AM

    No Emma Watson?? Oh how could you.

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  2. HockAugust 10, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    She doesn't strike my fancy

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  3. KiznoxAugust 11, 2009 at 7:03 PM

    Funny story, I just got finished having an orgy with Shannyn Sossamon, Mandy Moore, Natalie Portman, and Emma Watson.

    In my brain.

    And now its time to change the sheets.

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  4. HockAugust 13, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    None of you fuckers have a list?

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