Clearly, the Chinese are systematically trying to take out our children. Is it possible that they are just trying to thin out our numbers in preperation for their pending invasion?
Via MSNBC:
"Mattel recalled 9 million Chinese-made toys Tuesday, including Polly Pocket play sets and Batman action figures, because of dangers to children from lead paint or tiny magnets that could be swallowed."
What a staggering number. 9 Fucking Million. Wow.
"Lead is toxic if ingested by young children, and under current regulations, children's products found to have more than .06 percent lead accessible to users are subject to a recall."
Luckily, no children have been reported harmed (yet) from this recall. It seems that Mattel is doing some preemptive damage control and trying to get everything out of childrens hands before they start licking the tainted paint off of toys. However, the conspiracy theorist in me has to begin to wonder if this was intentional. I mean, how do you go about fucking that up so badly when you have been producing toys without lead paint for so long? Then my mind starts to wander and I think to myself, "When is the Sea of Red coming?"
"...in the previous recall of Polly Pocket play sets Nov. 21, 2006, three children had been injured by swallowing more than one magnet. All three suffered intestinal perforations that required surgery. When more than one magnet is swallowed, they can attach to each other and cause intestinal perforation, infection or blockage, which can be fatal."
Think that I might be wrong about the impending Chinese Tsunami? They have already begun to kill our children. Although, the magnet thing really just screams Darwin. These kids that swallow magnets or, well, anything are just a slight level above mentally retarded. Still, you have to wonder...
And then you have Jack McClellan:
Thankfully, he has finally been arrested. I am seriously hoping that the prosecution can make this charge stick and he spends a few days behind bars. I truly believe that the "Eye for an Eye" justice system that is upheld in the slammer will see him raped, tortured, and murdered.
Via MSNBC:
"Jack McClellan, 45, who is unemployed and lives out of his car, was arrested at 1:40 p.m. at the University of California, Los Angeles, campus police said in a statement. He was arrested near the university's Infant Development Program, which provides onsite care for children 3 months to 3 years old and serves faculty, students and staff, according to the university's Web site."
"For years, McClellan maintained a Web site in Washington where he posted photos of children he had taken in public places. He also discussed how he liked to stake out parks, public libraries, fast-food restaurants and other areas where little girls, or "LGs," congregate."
So yeah, this guy could totally die and I would not feel bad at all. Why don't the Chinese come after him?
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