Scurvy Knave

So... apparently I might have scurvy. Can you believe that crap? Apparently scurvy is not as awful as I expected it to be for the name - it is just a vitamin c deficiency but it would explain a LOT of shit that's been going on with me. In fact, considering how infrequently I eat fruit, it's possible I may have had this deficiency for years and that is the reason I get so down sometimes. Also smoking makes it easier to get. So basically yarrr. I'm a pirate. I'll keep you all updated. But this is good because it means I'm probably not dying.