Snow Day

or The Day My Inner Child Died

So school is cancelled until noon at IU (for now - maybe longer). The roads are a disaster. At 6:00 this morning there was already a death from a car accident announced on the radio south of town. So yeah. The pros? I don't have to do my french homework, and I can keep my laundry moving. The cons? I have 15 FUCKING HEARINGS i have to reschedule now before I leave tomorrow night. If my students all say they can't do a hearing this afternoon, I'm going to be one bitchy ass muthafucka with them this semester. Goddam kids. Because 15 hearings at 10 minutes a pop is a lot of shit I have to add to my day.
Snow days used to be magical. Now they're a pain in my crotchety old ass. If they cancel school this afternoon I'm gonna flip a bitch. I'll keep y'all posted, but I might be just a tad later than I planned on Thursday. We'll see.
-Cottonmouth out
p.s. I watched the movie "Go" this week. Twice. LOVED IT. Admittedly, it was much better when I was high the second time. And I wanted more gay action (not even a kiss? come on. I sat through all the scenes with the big bouncy titties (which were decidedly nice, in my estimation), and the gay couple didn't even make out)

Thank You Mormons!

I don't claim to know anything about Mormons and their crazy religion. (I think all religions are crazy) The Mormon people however are really nice. During today's big snow storm, amongst various other incidents, a group of young Mormon boys (all dressed in their suits per usual) helped to dig my car out of the snow so I could get the fuck outta Dodge.

So I want to personally thank those Mormon boys for helping me out today. Maybe someday when I have some money, I'll donate to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. (yeah, probably not, but it's a nice gesture)

Thanks again!