Since College Humor ROCKS

I did this once before but I figured I would do it again for those who may have forgotten just how idiotic people can be. Below you will see a combination of quotes from College Humor's "Stupid Questions Hall of Fame" so far in 2008. I always get a kick out of some of the questions but a lot of times out of the professor's response. I have separated them into these two categories. Enjoy!!

Best Teacher Responses

The professor was talking about equilateral triangles...
Genius: So what's it called if there are more than 3 equal sides?
Professor: A square.

Professor: One of the oldest human type skeletons ever found is Lucy (showing picture of skeleton).
Future Trophy Wife: How did they know her name was Lucy?
Professor: They found her driver's license.

Professor: Your test will consist of 85 questions but only 75 will count for a total of 150 points.
Girl: Will it say on the test which questions will cost?
Professor: Really?

On the first day of class...
Scholar: You include "2:30-3:20, Mondays and Wednesdays" on the top of the syllabus. Are those your office hours?
Professor: Those are the class times. That's now. We're in class.

Professor: So does anyone know anything about the Guatemlan Civil War?
Valedictorian: Um...yeah. Wasn't that the one in Mexico?
Professor: Um...no. A civil war would be one inside of a country...by definition...

Dumbest Student Responses

While looking over the syllabus and noting that we have off MLK Jr. Day...
The Brilliance: What is milk day and why do we have it off?

Professor: And which party is President Bush a member of?
Valedictorian: He's a Democrat right? I mean, we live in a democracy, so he's gotta be a Democrat.

Professor: How do you think Abraham Lincoln was elected even though abolition wasn't the most popular idea of the time?
The Brilliance: Well, obviously all those slaves voted for him, right?

Professor: After the President dropped two atomic bombs into Japan, on the cities of Nagasaki and Hiroshima, Japan finally surrendered to the United States.
The Brilliance: Wait...we won World War II?

20 minutes into a test where a scantron was passed out with the tests...
Valedictorian: Does anyone have an extra scantron?
Confounded Professor: You need another?
Valedictorian: I didn't know we were supposed to bring one.
Professor: They were passed out with the test!

Professor: So when calculating inventory turnover you use either 12 months or 52 weeks.
Einstein: Wait, there's only 48 weeks in a year.
Professor: Umm...let's just use 52 weeks...
Einstein: But that's wrong! There's 12 months in a year and 4 weeks in a month so that makes 48.