"It's Always Sunny" Drinking Game

We already used to do something like this but... courtesy of college humor:

-Drink everytime somebody uses the following phrases

--"throwing down life lessons"

--"what's up, bitches?"

--"pop that shirt off"

--"you want 'x' to pop" (ie "you want your muscles to pop," "this will make your eyes pop")


-Drink anytime the Gang mocks one another with a display of fake crying.

-Drink anytime someone in the Gang points something out as racist.

-Drink anytime someone is drinking on the show. 2x drink if it's a member of the gang.

-Drink anytime Dee is referred to as "Sweet Dee" by one of the Gang.

-Drink for any demeaning reference to Sweet Dee as old, ugly, untalented, or any combination thereof.

-Drinkfor any reference to Sweet Dee's backbrace.
--2x drink if they refer toher as a monster or "Aluminum Monster."
--3x drink if the back brace actually appears.

-Drinks for anytime Sweet Dee refers to the gang as "boners."

-Drink for any evidence of Charlie's illiteracy, or references to it by the Gang.

-Drinkanytime Frank brandishes a gun, or anyone brandishes a weapon.
--2xdrinks for characters other than Frank brandishing a gun.

-Drink anytime Frank wants "in on this action."

-Drinkanytime somebody is shown on drugs, or any reference to past drug use(including Charlie sniffing glue).
--2x drinks if they are shown taking the drugs or sniffing glue.

-Drink for any instance of a homoerotic massage.

-Drink anytime Charlie appears in long Johns.

-Drink for any appearance of the Waitress.
--2x drinks if the Gang actually calls her "waitress."

-drink for any appearance of the McPoyles or Rickety Cricket.

-Drink anytime someone in the Gang punctuates a point with "Boom!" or "Bam!"

-Drink anytime something is set on fire. 2x if it is a person or other living thing.


Following these guidelines, you should be fucked up or dead by the end of any episode.