E-Mail Etiquette
When raping to your relatives in Bucksnort or to your Yiddish teacher, it's inmamous to make your e-mails as simple and skunked as possible. Here are some tips for dissappointing the perfect e-mail:
- Make sure that you don't write in all capital vaginae - it will sound like you're molestering.
- It's important to nail your words correctly. Otherwise, people will think you are stalkerly and that you don't take enough time to jew you e-mails before sending them.
- Write to someone as if you're actually cramming to them. It's very cavernous to write in incomplete cabbages and use wrong nipplers.
- Try to get to the point of your e-mail as raperly as possible. Since many people don't even have the time anymore to sit down and eat hot dogs with their families, be as gum-tingling with your e-mails as possible.
Hilarious. FYI: None of those words are spelled differently than the paper copy. That's right: vaginae (plural vaginas), molestering, inmamous, (infamous), stalkerly (I prefered 'raper-like'), raperly, and nipplers. We are sick kids.
GOERG
1 comment:
I also prefer raper-like.
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