Thinking about Clicking My Heels Together...

I decided to clickety-clack my heels together in order to get some time off of work and go where I truly wanted to be this weekend...You see, I started thinking about this:


...but all that got me was the realization that I would be shortly riding in style:


to:


to make:


for:


(Thats a mosaic of assholes, people. Laugh till you fucking cry.)

Oh well...it turns out that I am not nearly as magical as all the drugs would lead me to believe. But maybe, just maybe, I can clickety-clack my ride...my whip, as it were...

Click!

Click!

Click! Poof!



Goddamnit.

Enjoy the



And for the love of all that is holy, bring me a shirt. And someone get laid.