Quote of the Day

Came across this yesterday and thought I'd share:

"Alright, kids, it's now my job to teach you the theory of evolution. Now I for one think evolution is a bunch of bull crap, but I've been told I have to teach it anyway.

It was thought of by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: In the beginning, we were all fish swimming around in the water. One day, a couple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So the retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands. And it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this retard frog squirrel.

And then that had a retard baby, which was a monkey-fish-frog. And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey, and that made you. So there you go – you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys that had butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations."
-Ms. Garrison