Top 5 Simpsons Episodes (Season 9)

I've been watching a lot of Simpsons episodes in order to complete these seasons, which has been awesome.

Number 5: "Lisa the Simpson" (Episode 195)

Lisa is told by Grampa that she is cursed by the "Simpson gene" and she is doomed to lose her intelligence.

Favorite quote:
Lisa: "I'm strongly opposed to Proposition 305."
TV Producer: "You're against discount bus fares for war widows?"
(Later)
Lisa: "I'm supposed to talk to you about Proposition 305."
Homer: "Moochin' war widows."

Number 4: "The Joy of Sect" (Episode 191)

The Simpson family joins the latest fad of a cult, "The Movementarians."

Favorite quote:
"Homer no function beer well without."

Number 3: "Simpson Tide" (Episode 197)

Homer joins the Naval Reserves and, well, you know the rest.

Favorite quote:
Grampa: "My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"

Number 2: "Lisa the Skeptic" (Episode 186)

Lisa discovers an "angel" on an archaeological dig but is skeptical about whether or not it is real.

Favorite quotes:
Mr. Burns: "Oh fiddle faddle, everyone knows our mutants have flippers. Whoops, I've said too much. Smithers, use the amnesia ray."
Smithers: "You mean the revolver sir?"
Mr. Burns: "Precisely. Be sure to wipe your own mind clear when you're finished."

Lisa: "It's gone!"
Homer: "Oh no, this can't be happening! What the hell are we going to do with 10,000 angel ashtrays?"
Bart: "I could take up smoking."
Homer: "You damn well better."

Number 1: "City of New York vs. Homer Simpson" (Episode 179)

Homer's car ends up illegally parked in New York and the Simpsons must go retrieve it.

Favorite quote:
Homer: "Alright New York, I'm coming back, but you're not gettin' this!"
(Throws wallet into fire)
Lisa: "Dad, our baby pictures were in there."
Homer: "Don't you start!"