So effin bored...

65 Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked...

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hands

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Blue

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Never.

4. Do you plan outfits?
1st dates and weddings only

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
bored and wanting something to do

6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
the lampshade that i freaking love!

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
i cant remember the last dream I had...prolly from all the drunk sleep I get.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
nope.

9. What are you craving right now?
strangely, someone to kiss my forehead.

10. Do you floss?
No

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
not without brats

12. Are you emotional?
like a pubescent girl

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
why the hell would anyone without autism, a la rainman, do such a thing?

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I hate ice cream...

15. Do you like your have?
absolutely. I think.

16. Do you like yourself?
I dont know. I mean, when is the last time I hung out with me and really spent some time getting to know me?

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Yes...because he would definitely be down for steaks...and steaks are delicious.

18. What are you listening to right now?
Explosions in the sky.

19. Were your parents strict?
Absolutely. Wouldnt have had it any other way.

20. Would you go sky diving?
Yes. Out of a plane, off of a building, anything to know what flying is like.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
no. its gross, and lumpy, and looks like demons.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I saw Howie Long in an airport once. I didnt know who he was at the time...and I still dont really care.

23. Do you rent movies often?
Does that include movies on demand? Cause if it does, then yes.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
you mean besides me?

25. How many countries have you visited?
Not enough.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Hell yes. My favorite was the one where I had this guy convinced that I was going to buy a mazda. (dealership call, not a real person. That would be mean)

27. Ever been on a train?
Yes.

28. Brown or white eggs?
Brown. And I dont know why. I have no idea what the difference is, but they arent white.

29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes. The better question would be, "do you have a land line?" or "do you remember what a land line is?"

30. Do you use chapstick?
frequently. it helps my lips to feel kissably soft. (Anyone know what product used that as a tag line?)

31. Do you own a gun?
Hell no. Never. Unless I become a time-travelling gun-slinger.

32. Can you use chop sticks?
Kind of. Not for noodles, but for real food.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
perhaps just myself

34. Are you too forgiving?
Maybe? Maybe I just let certain people, (ie, any girl I date) get away with too much.

35. Ever been in love?
Yes. It was the highest up and lowest down of my life.

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Working. Hopefully having a couple beers.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
Whafuck are cream puffs? And no, I dont want one.

38. Last time you cried?
not long ago enough.

39. What was the last question you asked?
What the hell am I listening to?

40. Favorite time of the year?
Anytime its over 70, sunny, and breezey.

41. Do you have any tattoos?
Yes. Want it fixed up and then another.

42. Are you sarcastic?
Absolutely.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yes

44. Ever walked into a wall?
If you havent, youre lying.

45. Favorite color?
Black or red...it really depends.

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
yes. and punched in the chest. and slapped.

47. Is your hair curly?
No, just sexy.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Relapse, by Eminem.

49. Do looks matter?
Yes. No mutants allowed.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I did. And she did it again. And again. And then she left me a year later. So it goes.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Nope...gotta love simply everything.

52. Do you like your life right now?
Couldnt even begin to answer in a sentence.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
all the time.

54. Can you handle the truth?
yes

55. Do you have good vision?
no. not bad, but not great. like, i wouldnt have died if we were in a primarily hunter/gatherer society, but I wouldnt be king either.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
yeah. why not? it gives life flavor. (fuck you, russell crowe)

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Quite a bit. More than I thought.

58. The last person you held hands with?
fuck'em

59. What are you wearing?
i hate this question

60.What is your favorite animal?
roosters

61. Where was your default picture taken?
on the floor where i used to live in Clinton Twp

62. Can you hula hoop?
Yes, but i havent done it in years. Sober.

63. Do you have a job?
Yes

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
breakfast.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Absofuckinglutely!