Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Things and Stuff

I think I know what I want to do with my life. I want to drive a car really fast and recklessly. I would have the time of my life just being a stunt driver. Sure I could get hurt, but I don't care. If I could drive a car with total disregard for everything, within the aspect of a scripted event, it would be an euphoric experience for me. Fast and Furious wasn't the greatest flick in the world, but the driving is top notch and that is what I want to do. I want to drive. Drive fast. Drive fun. Crash things. Have fun. That's what life should be about, having fun.


Hotel bars suck. They are expensive, boring, and almost never better than any other bar. Their only upside is convenience. They are located in the hotel, so you can get drunk and walk (err, stumble) back to your room. But if you get that drunk, it would be like $50. Fuck you hotel bars!


Nancy Grace needs a better job. She's been talking about the same story for at least 2 months now. Literally! Every time I pass by the channel she's on, it's ALWAYS the same story. Why does she have a fucking show?! She's not even attractive. She's an ugo with a big mouth. How does she have a show!?

4 comments:

Kiznox said...

Who the fuck is Nancy Grace?

Rambo Dakota said...

I would also like clarification on this...

Hock said...

She has a show on HLN. She yells a lot about the same subject for months because she's a terrible journalist (if you can call her that).

She has a brief cameo on some recent movie. I want to say Ironman, but that may be wrong

Claudio said...

I envy you for not knowing the demon that is called Nancy Grace. She is the most chatty conservative cunt on television. The other people that pay for and assist in spreading her opinion on anything across the country, can suck on my sweaty nut-satchel.