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It would have been better if they were constantly dancing and then busted into their parts

I give this concept two thumbs way down

Nothing about this seems like a good idea - besides the obvious I don't really want to be looking at a fake girl ass while peeing, I'm imagining all the guys rubbing their junk on these things. While peeing. And then there's those guys who are horny and easily aroused - add trying not to piss all over the place with a hardon to the mix. And is this really what "normal" guys like? pissing between a girl's legs? I mean I appreciate a golden shower as much as the next guy but... really?
Eww.
Oh, and also...
Gross.

"Summer Nights" Video

I know you guys do not like country music but this video has a lot of hot chicks in it on the beach. So bear with it at least once, or turn the volume down. That works too. There are even a few moments for you Cottonmouth.

If They Were Single, I'd Fuck 'Em

Hell, I'd fuck them anyways

If I could have any famous person to fuck or get married to, the list would probably go something like this:

In order:
1. Jessica Alba
2. Mandy Moore (veeeerrrryyyy close to #1)
3. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
4. Shannyn Sossamon
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Olivia Munn
7. Zooey Deschanel
8. Kristen Bell
9. Keira Knightley
10. Elisha Cuthbert


I would have given you pics of all of them, but after 3 I got lazy.

Eye Candy of the Week

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So...

Things are going well here. I like the new place. Contrary to what I said before, Jess is staying single, and currently coming over to smoke. Me and her went to the gay bar to do some karaoke which was fantastisch. That's it for now. miss you all, much love and let's all have an orgy soon... I mean... uhh right...

Emma Watson

In the spirit of the newest Harry Potter movie, let's all gawk in amazement at how smoking hot Emma Watson is...

Jenna Dewan

I just watched Step Up on TBS. Yeah yeah, make fun all you want. I'm just drawn to that movie. One of the main reasons is the main actress, Jenna Dewan. Holy shit is she gorgeous! I want my wife to be that attractive.


The movie also always makes me feel like shit. Not only does it parade around a super attractive woman that I'd have no chance with ever, it also makes me realize that I have no self worth. I don't have anything to offer anyone. I have no talents. Everyone in that movie can do something, whether it is singing, dancing, or playing an instrument. I can do none of those things. I screwed up my childhood by doing nothing of value. Now I'm sitting here, in this fucking hotel room, using a shitload of commas, using a shitty internet connection (Courtyard Marriott, please join the 21st century), sounding super emo...all because I have been lazy all my life.

Guess I'll just have to quit my job and try something better. Free time is a hell of a drug.

Alternative Eye Candy of the Week - X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Wait... why do you guys want to see this movie again? ;)

Miss Michigan

Meet Lindsey Tycholiz, she represents Michigan in the Miss USA pageant.

Makes you want to be Tom Brady...

Several pictures of his extremely hot girlfriend Gisele:

My Love Jake

so Jake Gyllenhaal is fucking ripped now. He's in the new Prince of Persia movie (yes like the video game). And I still want to do naughty things to him

Hottie of the Day

Thanks to Jay & Bill on 97.1 "The Ticket," I have the honor of presenting you with an extremely hot chick in an NFL jersey. Any of my fellow bloggers find girls in jerseys sexy?

A Cruel Coincidence

So I totally have a "I think you're hot" crush on the guy who's understudying Romeo in this production I'm doing. It's all well and good, he's younger, I wouldn't date him or anything, but I would enjoy making out with him. We've been basically eye-fucking for the last week and flirting. And you know what I find out today? He's fucking IN my theory class. He may even be in my lab section. So... in other words, so much for seducing a 19 year old theatre major...

Ehhh... if he's not in my section I'd still do it. haha. I know a girl who dated her teacher last year. Stranger things have happened haha.

mmm.... just wanna corrupt that boy though

In case you can't tell I haven't gotten any in a while. And I stopped smoking cigs. And don't have any pot. So I've been a little frisky recently.

Much love y'all

Babe of the Week

This girl's name is Ash Soular. She's hot and plays the guitar, which makes her even hotter

Eye Candy of the Day

I was watching parts of Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang (good movie, btw) and Michelle Monaghan is in it. So for your viewing pleasure, and for those who don't know who she is, here you go.


She's also in the movie Eagle Eye with Shia LeBouf, which looks pretty intense. Sadly though, that one won't come out until late September. So have another picture.

Eye Candy of the Day

I just found out what the lead singer of Lacuna Coil looks like...

Her name is Cristina Scabbia, she is hot and has a great voice. I kinda want to see one of their shows now, but I doubt anyone would want to go. No matter what, she's hot, so here's another picture...


Oh, and just because, here's another. Enjoy!

Eye Candy of the Day

This is Henrik Zetterberg's hot ass girlfriend Emma Andersson. I want to be a hockey player now...

Eye Candy of the Day

We watched Strange Wilderness earlier today. It was funnier than I thought it was going to be, but one of the best things about the movie was the inclusion of Ashley Scott in the cast. She is one fine piece of ass.

Alternative Eye Candy of the Day

Well none of you sluts are posting so I'm gonna gay it up. meet the man of my dreams: