Showing posts with label Creepy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Creepy. Show all posts

Saturday, August 29, 2009

I give this concept two thumbs way down



Nothing about this seems like a good idea - besides the obvious I don't really want to be looking at a fake girl ass while peeing, I'm imagining all the guys rubbing their junk on these things. While peeing. And then there's those guys who are horny and easily aroused - add trying not to piss all over the place with a hardon to the mix. And is this really what "normal" guys like? pissing between a girl's legs? I mean I appreciate a golden shower as much as the next guy but... really?
Eww.
Oh, and also...
Gross.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Sunday, August 5, 2007

ARGs and the World of Year Zero

So I told myself I wasn't going to write anymore posts involving NIN, but this time it's actually about something not just an "OMG I LUV TRENT REZNOR I WANNA HAVE BABYS WTH HIM!!!!!1!!!!" post

Alternate reality games (henceforth referred to as ARGs) have become the new marketing for the communications age - they have been used successfully for TV Shows, Software, Video Games, Movies, and most recently, Music, with the release of Nine Inch Nails' new album "Year Zero." The premise for an ARG is relatively simple: usually they involve websites, generally found by some sort of hidden message (the first for Year Zero came from placing highlighted letters on a tour t-shirt into order, spelling a url "IAmTryingToBelieve.com") on which people can look for clues to other sites, find hidden messages, and become immersed in a new world, essentially. Recently, though, since the release of Halo 2's massively popular ARG "I Love Bees", the experience has become something far more wild altogether. For instance, participants in the I Love Bees game would be instructed to wait at a certain intersection near a pay phone and wait for it to ring, in order to receive further instructions as to a meeting place, or new information that could be used to dive deeper into the story. Year Zero took it even one step further - subscribers to a certain site found through the album's booklet received information for the whereabouts of a giant mural, which in itself held clues, and eventually led them to a specific meeting spot, where they were led through the woods into a big warehouse and were treated to a short staged NIN concert, that was later "broken up by the feds" after only six songs.

er... perhaps I should explain the Year Zero premise a little better...

It all began with the t-shirt, and slowly spread to new methods of finding clues. Flash drives were planted in bathrooms at concerts, containing new songs, and often at the end of the track, static could be heard, which when fed through a spectrograph produced a picture, or a piece of text. Crazy eh? So through those sites, followers of the game learned that this album was much more than it seemed to be. Year Zero actually refers to a date approximately fifteen years in the future, where mass paranoia and government control has turned the world into an 1984-esque nightmare, where the U.S. Bureau of Morality strives to control exactly what US citizens are reading, seeing, listening to, etc. In this future as well, the government has implanted nanochips in people's wrists to prevent them from getting certain jobs, or leaving their country of residence without permission, and they have introduced a drug into the water that keeps people lethargic and disconnected with the violence and depression occurring around them (this all began after a dirty bomb attack on Hollywood during the oscars. Equally disturbing is the appearance of a ghostly figure referred to as "The Presence" which generally appears as a giant spectral hand reaching down from the sky, and with increasing numbers of appearances up to a certain date (February of 2022, or now February of 0000) the point after which no dated information can be found. The websites that the search led to are actually sent back from the future to prevent it from happening in the first place (it's almost eerie how realistic it all is... the sites often have somewhat distorted imagery, or letters missing from words, or what looks like someone smeared static across the pages). The album and music video for survivalism are also purported to be from this future world themelves. Other clues have been found by decoding subtle morse code in a track from the album, picking apart tracks to recognize distorted voices that end up saying urls backwards, and probably most exciting, coating the cd itself in black thermochrome that when heated, turns white and produces a string of binary code. The website http://www.ninwiki.com has the most comprehensive listing of every site involved (in total, it's probably over one hundred pages).

The really interesting part about the whole process is the attention to tiny details, and the amount it adds to the experience of listening to the album. As I said, it's truly eerie how realistic it feels, and the deeper you dig into the story, the more it almost infects you - in honesty, Year Zero was not one of my favorite NIN albums until I read all of this - now not only is it far higher ranking in my book, but everything by the band has been taken to a new level of urgency (it's funny how even if it was not planned, past NIN releases almost seem to fit in with the story now).

So the real question is, is it all worth it? Of course it adds to the drama of the impending release for those involved, but some have argued that it's just another, albeit more complex, form of viral marketing, simply intended to create buzz and hype and to convince more people to buy. Although I do agree with this TO A POINT, it's obviously that this was not the intention here. In an article in Game Informer, a correspondent from 42 Entertainment (the company behind "I Love Bees" "Year Zero" and "Iris", a similar campaign for Halo 3) said that they are so serious about their dedication to the story that there is a rule against using the word viral in the office (you actually get fined if someone hears you) and apparently they're trying to outlaw "marketing" as well.

The fact of the matter is, as I said before, the amount that these ARGs add to the game, album or movie they accompany is huge. I have often complained that iPods and iTunes were going to lead to the death of all albums, but it is nice to see that some artists out there have found a new way to get their fans excited.

And come on... deep down in all of us there's that little Indiana Jones that wants to solve clues and decipher complex codes to reach the final buried treasure.

And even more exciting? NIN fans are happy to discover that Year Zero is only the beginning, and another album is expected at some point next year. To quote frontman Trent Reznor:

"This record began as an experiment with noise on a laptop in a bus on tour somewhere. That sound led to a daydream about the end of the world. That daydream stuck with me and over time revealed itself to be much more. I believe sometimes you have a choice in what inspiration you choose to follow and other times you really don't. This record is the latter. Once I tuned into it, everything fell into place ... as if it were meant to be. ... The record turned out to be more than a just a record in scale, as you will see over time.

"Part one is Year Zero. Concept record. Sixteen tracks. What's it about? Well, it takes place about 15 years in the future. Things are not good. If you imagine a world where greed and power continue to run their likely course, you'll have an idea of the backdrop," he continued. "The world has reached the breaking point — politically, spiritually and ecologically. Written from various perspectives of people in this world, Year Zero examines various viewpoints set against an impending moment of truth.

Pictures:

One of the involved websites - hollywoodinmemoriam.com


"The Presence"


The logo for the site "uswiretap.com" - even scarier given what Bush is trying to do right now...

Monday, July 23, 2007

Ave Maria...

Florida.

Check this shit out. So Tom Monaghan, the crazy Catholic founder of Domino's Pizza, and Ave Maria University are teaming up to create a perpetual fucktard of a community: A Completely Catholic Community. Think that I am being a bit nutty about this? Here is a sample: "Monaghan once stated that commercial leases in the town would enforce beliefs consistent with the Catholic faith, including prohibiting the sale of pornography or contraceptives and banning the performance of abortions."

I'm not kidding. They have their own website put together giving brief details on the community as it develops. The picture above, I believe, is a pretty good indication of the progress being made.

Well, Fuck that. There are so many things wrong with what is going on in Florida that I hardly know where to begin...

This definitely goes towards most of America's theory about Florida being the retarded cousin of the US. How do we know this? Well, Ave Maria College was founded in Michigan. MICHIGAN didn't want this shit to happen, and MI isn't even that much of a blue state. (This is the same MI that elected Kwame Kilpatrick as Mayor of Detroit)

The legal aspects alone are intense. Banning the sale of contraceptives? Really? That is a huge No. Not allowing abortions? Also a fucking No. The American Civil Liberties Union is going to have a field day with these bastards.

So how does this stuff happen in modern day America? I am not entirely sure yet. I would speculate that it has something to do with the War in Iraq/Afghanistan/soon to be the entire Middle East, the War on Terror, and the ridiculous fear-mongering of the Bush regime. We seem to be stuck in a dictator's Holy War. What other options to the nut ball religious have other than clumping together? It seems to make sense. However, it should not be allowed. From what I am seeing, this area has incredible control over the businesses that it allows within the community. Yet we have anti-discrimination laws barring just this thing from happening.

What I am saying is that this type of community is bad for the surrounding areas in Florida, the state itself, and, really, the rest of the nation. Beyond that, this community should leave a bad taste in the mouth of any good Catholic as it goes as far as breaking one the Cardinal rules. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors house. (Unless they happen to not be Catholic, then make sure they cannot even get into town)."

On a side-note, since I barely give a shit but am looking for as much as I can to throw into the canon: "This community has drawn criticism from environmental and conservation groups, especially for the threat it may pose to the endangered Florida Panther." The damn community is located in the heart of a panther habitat.

Florida now has a community completely dedicated to intolerant, Catholic views. I hope the whole thing burns to the ground after a "Shocking" revelation that their priest is raping their children.

The Daily ClusterFuck...

Check it out, the Federal Minimum wage is skyrocketing to 5.85$ this week. Looks like Fawn Townsend will finally be able to get that car. Whats next for her? A second job to make enough money to, well, live.

Prostitution arrest photos in Saint Paul...Omigod...omigod. Awesome.

"A woman who tried to dance atop the bar at a Joliet tavern is suing the establishment after she fell and shattered her ankle." In other news, I am instituting a "Stupid Women" tag.

"19-year old Brianna Sanchez was injured after flames shot out of the tank and engulfed parts of the vehicle." Yup, came up with that tag just in time.

Harry Potter and The Fuckload of Cash sells 8.3 million copies over the weekend. Meanwhile, Owls still suck at delivering mail.

Homeland Security to start data-mining on EU passengers. Among things that Big Brother needs to know: Political ofiliations, religon, sex life. Yep. Fuck You, American Government.

"Stupid Women" tag trifecta complete. Woman sues ConEd following pipe explosion in NYC. Because it freaked her out.

Go ahead and open this when you are at home and by yourself. NSFW. Like, At all.

Friday, July 20, 2007

This face is currently 14% ahead in the polls...

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Fuck you, America.

What do you get when you cross President Bush and a Colonostomy?

President Dick Cheney, drunk with power and his hands on the Red Phone.


Dick Cheney

Personally, I am buying a helmet, stocking up on canned goods and water, sharpening the sword, and barricading myself in a room for the scariest two and a half hours this nation may ever see.

Why worry so much? What could one President possibly do in such a short span of time?

- Dispurse the troops to France, who would clearly fold, marking at least one victory for this vapid excuse of an administration.

- Use the Dark Side of the Force to choke Barack Obama to death

- Burn the Constitution

- Declare a State of Emergency, use the Red Phone, unleash an onslaught of missiles to all parts of the world, use the fire power of the Death Star to take out Alderaan when Leia refuses to give up the location of the Rebels.

- Bite the head off of a live baby and drink its blood at a press conference after having the Secret Police brutalize and then arrest every reporter

So yeah, for at least two and a half hours tomorrow, We're Fucked.

Friday, July 6, 2007

Holy Shit, its the Devil's Birthday!!!


Happy Birthday, Mr Neo-Nazi-Racist-Classist-Fascist-Zealot-Bigot-Monkey-Shit-Homophobic President. Oh, and Fuck You, too.

George Walker Bush (born July 6, 1946) is the 43rd and current President of the United States of America.

Fun Facts:

*Attended Phillips Academy in Andover, Massachusetts where he played baseball, but made a more significant mark as an effective head cheerleader at the all-boys school during his senior year.
*Attended Yale University and, as a college senior, Bush became a member of the secretive Skull and Bones society.
*Accepted into the Texas Air National Guard despite there being a national waiting list of over 100,000 for the N.G. and only scoring 25 percent on the pilot's aptitude test, which was the lowest acceptable passing grade.
*On September 4, 1976, at the age of 30, Bush was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol near his family's summer home in Kennebunkport, Maine. He pleaded guilty, was fined $150, and had his driver's license suspended until 1978 in Maine.
*After purchasing a share in the Texas Rangers, Bush presided over the trading away of Sammy Sosa, who would go on to be a popular and prodigious home run hitter for the Chicago Cubs.

Thanks, Wikipedia. I don't know what I would do without you.

Friday, June 29, 2007

Proof that Rosie is a total whacko...



Not only does this child look starved, but what is the deal with the powder blue camo? I mean, you are totally going to get caught like that.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

This seems a little creepy

I know that sex education is important and that we try to make it relate to youth as much as we can. It could be by having animations or real life classes on tape with kids asking questions kids in class may not be comfortable asking. However, the following clip is not so expected when I think of sex education...and also appears to me as a little creepy. Take a look and see for yourself.

Every wonder how new marketing campaigns are thought up in the "Pop" business? Here is an example of how it could go. P.S. I love College Humor.

You wonder why court systems are so backed up and bogged down? Just look at Sweden.

This is why I think Ed Anger needs to have more columns than just once a week.

I think I feel a rant coming on...later.