Holy Shit, its the Devil's Birthday!!!

Happy Birthday, Mr Neo-Nazi-Racist-Classist-Fascist-Zealot-Bigot-Monkey-Shit-Homophobic President. Oh, and Fuck You, too.

George Walker Bush (born July 6, 1946) is the 43rd and current President of the United States of America.

Fun Facts:

*Attended Phillips Academy in Andover, Massachusetts where he played baseball, but made a more significant mark as an effective head cheerleader at the all-boys school during his senior year.
*Attended Yale University and, as a college senior, Bush became a member of the secretive Skull and Bones society.
*Accepted into the Texas Air National Guard despite there being a national waiting list of over 100,000 for the N.G. and only scoring 25 percent on the pilot's aptitude test, which was the lowest acceptable passing grade.
*On September 4, 1976, at the age of 30, Bush was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol near his family's summer home in Kennebunkport, Maine. He pleaded guilty, was fined $150, and had his driver's license suspended until 1978 in Maine.
*After purchasing a share in the Texas Rangers, Bush presided over the trading away of Sammy Sosa, who would go on to be a popular and prodigious home run hitter for the Chicago Cubs.

Thanks, Wikipedia. I don't know what I would do without you.