Stupid Can be fixed!
Ahem..."Beds are beds, but Tempur-Pedic will help you fuck a hooker while your wife is sound asleep with a glass of wine."
Only in the Lone Star State: "Creationist to Head Texas School Board." God 1, Darwin 0.
Sixty days for Masturbating? Worth it.
Astronauts work at NASA, right? And these people are smart, right? So then its totally cool that they get all shit-faced before launch. Right?
Is it bad that I want to label this Awesome? "Crow flies into electricity cable, bursts into flames and hurtles into haystack which catches fire, spreading blaze to entire field."
Omigod. Its a funny story Wet Dream!
Iran admits it has enough centrifuges to make a nuclear bomb, but insists it would never use one, because that would be suicide. Ahem...BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SUICIDE. (and if none of you get that, then I might have to commit suicide)
You want proof the War on Drugs is a FUCKING WASTE OF TIME? Here ya go.
Man Sues McDonalds for 13 cents. China is just fucking weird.
Sheik delays flight for three hours after finding out three of his female relatives were seated next to men they didn't know. The flight was eventually cleared for takeoff after airline personnel kicked the Sheik off the plane. Suck it, Qatar.
Thats the news. Thats the news. Thats the news.
I need a cigarette.
Park yourself in front of a world of choices in alternative vehicles.
Visit the Yahoo! Auto Green Center.
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