"Coy Privette, a retired Baptist pastor," Well, if you know anything why I post anything about pastors/priest/ministers, you know where this is going.
If you're going to take advantage of the fact that you are a cop, do something a little less obvious. You're ruining it for the other officers.
"The suspicious device blown up by a State Police Bomb Squad Thursday evening turned out to be a weather station." Oh my God, cops are fucking stupid.
"She seemed like a very sweet old lady, like somebody's grandma, not the horrific stuff that we are hearing now," I still cant believe this is a woman. Eeww.
This may or may not be news, but it is awesome: "The person above shows why you should never smash a bottle of WD-40, with a stick at least."
Dude, Fuck the Shabbat. Fuck the Shabbat right in the face. Israel is even crazier than I realized, and one of their ministers is actually Warning booksellers about keeping to the terms of their contracts and releasing the new Harry Potter book on time. Yet another reason why religion is stupid, asinine, and useless.
Boardwalk for $500? In 2007? Ha!
Play Monopoly Here and Now (it's updated for today's economy) at Yahoo! Games.
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