For Absolutely No Reason Whatsoever.
NO FAT CHICKS. "If people keep gaining weight at the current rate, fat will be the norm by 2015, with 75 percent of U.S. adults overweight and 41 percent obese, U.S. researchers predicted on Wednesday."
Ahem: "In Washington, he was frequently court-appointed as an evaluator in child-custody cases and was a consultant for the Archdiocese of Seattle when it was defending itself in sexual-abuse cases involving priests."
"Church Shocked at Youth Pastors Charges" Strangely, I'm Not shocked at all.
A PICTURE IS WORTH 19 AMAZING WORDS: "A prostitute and her customer didn't seem to be bothered by passing cars or even a photographer from Aftenposten."
Detroit...hmmm...Leave Michigan. Now. "narcotics officer has been suspended for allegedly stealing six kilograms, about 13.2 pounds, of uncut cocaine from the department's property room." In other news, officers have the ability to "check out" drugs from an evidence room.
Rob a store. Go to jail. Cop dies en route to said store in an "Oh my God, what a fucking moron" traffic accident. Get convicted of Murder. Awesomeness ensues.
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