Jon Lovitz beats the hell out of Andy Dick. Seriously. This may be the funniest thing Jon Lovitz has ever done. Except for that bit in Wedding Singer. That was the shit. But otherwise, this wins.
An Amazing thesis based entirely on the works of Bret Easton Ellis. The Author of Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, among others.
"Louisiana Sen. David Vitter returned to the Capitol Tuesday, dodging camera crews where possible and refusing to take reporters' questions about a sex scandal that sent him into seclusion for a week." Cause thats what you do when your phone number is found on the books at an escort service. Stupid Republicans.
If your last words are, “I am the emperor”, you had better go down guns 'a blazin'.
Straight from Fark, because this was great: Girl in stable condition after horse stands on her face. Stable condition. She's stable. A horse stood on her face.
"A Lincoln County woman was arrested Saturday after she doused her boyfriend with lighter fluid and tried to set him on fire, deputies said." Oh yeah, this is AFTER she beat the shit out of him with a baseball bat.
"Churchgoer stabs 5 after listening to sermon" Okay, so I might disagree with religion, and make fun of it, and think that organized religion is a total farce, but wow. Just. Wow.
"Papal dungeon in Rome reopens for nighttime tours" Sinners to begin paying 16.50$ for tickets. Many will never make it out.
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