Friday, July 6, 2007

The Daily ClusterFuck...


"A woman in western India has stripped to her underwear in public to protest over alleged abuses from her husband's family for not providing a dowry" And people wonder why I want to date an Indian chick. They're kinky.

“English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.” Presented with hilarious beastiality story, The Sun redeems itself.

Not Ronald! Not the creepy clown that inspired fear during my early childhood! Say it ain't so!

"Freaky Frog Raises Real Concerns" Such as, the fact that the frog has NINE LEGS.

Graduating? Want new boobies? Italy-2, USA-0.

Forget Lassie. Have you seen Wendy the Whippet?

"11-year-old charged with driving drunk". In a Chevy Monte Carlo. Over 100mph. Flipping the vehicle. Awesome.

"Center seeks volunteers for beer-tasting festival" Umm...see ya!

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