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Showing posts with label Idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Idiots. Show all posts
Monday, July 27, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Detroit City Council
I honestly cannot imagine how a group of people got to be this insane. Read this article from the Detroit News and see just how crazy they've become.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Found this on myspace...
One of my myspace friends had this as a post and I laughed.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'.
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'.
What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'.
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'.
What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Friday, July 18, 2008
Someone else's Dark Knight review
Everyone out there, including myself, has praised this movie (although I have not taken the time to do a full on review, I usually leave that to Hock) but this guy gave the movie an F. Really? An F makes me want to laugh in your face. This guy obviously has a different taste in movies, for God's sake he gave Vantage Point a "B" and that was a horrid movie. Do me a favor guy, I know you waited in line and sat in a sold out movie theater but wanting to fall asleep within the first hour? Come on. Don't take this movie down with you in your bid to try and prove that the shitty movies are good and the great ones are bad, that seems to be what you've done on your reviews thus far. You want further proof? He gave the Matthew McConaughey movie "Failure to Launch" an A+. Yeah, nothing he is in deserves an C, let alone an A+.
That's my venting for the day, I'm sure this guy will also badmouth Harry Potter once that comes out too. Just a ray of sunshine you are bucko.
That's my venting for the day, I'm sure this guy will also badmouth Harry Potter once that comes out too. Just a ray of sunshine you are bucko.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Spears is Pregnant!
Not Brittany, but her 16 year old sister! Apparently Jamie Lynn couldn't stand only being an aunt, I guess she wanted to be a mom too. Well, probably not, but either she's having a kid or this is one huge stupid publicity stunt...for someone who isn't famous. Hopefully she will have better parenting skills than Brittany.
Friday, September 7, 2007
Nighttime Rant About Stubbornness and Stupidity
I'll start off with a funny story about stubbornness. I just don't get it sometimes. About an hour ago Kiznox and I were watching a movie and he started to pass out. I told him he should go to the bed in his room or at the very least the couch right next to us, because I was using the couch he was passing out on. He says "no I'm fine, I'm still listening to the movie." So about 5 minutes later he hunches over and passes out in some awkward position. I was hoping he stayed like that all night but he just woke up. At least I got a good picture out of it. If he did stay like that I would of laughed at him when he woke up with a sore neck.
So what makes people so stubborn? I can see why someone is stubborn on some viewpoint because that is what they believe in. But, why be so stubborn with something that is easily remedied? Isn't it better in the long run to take a minute of your time to save yourself from possible aching later on? I think stubbornness stems from narrow-mindedness. Looking for comfort in the short run doesn't let you think about the consequence in the long run. I'm sure I'm guilty of this from time to time, but that doesn't make me understand this any better. Humans are whacked out...
Which brings me to my next rant. Why the fuck are people so fucking stupid? How hard is it to walk on a fucking sidewalk? I know there are quite a few Asian people here, but the majority of people I'm going to be talking about are white. To make things a whole lot easier, everyone should walk on the right side of the sidewalk in whatever direction they are walking (you know, like driving). I thought this would be common sense. I thought wrong. I hate it when someone is walking at me and I'm on the far right side of the sidewalk and they expect me to move and then we come to a point where we go through the "dance" and both of us try to go the same way and fucking Christ that's annoying. Also, why does everyone think they own the sidewalk? Why get mad at me for walking on the PUBLIC sidewalk and not moving when they are walking 3 deep so they take up the whole thing. I'm not moving for those assholes. They don't own the fucking thing. Dickheads.
Also, how hard is it to use a crosswalk? When the light is green on the street you are trying to cross, that means you shouldn't be walking in the street (with the exception of no cars on the road). Again, you'd think this would be common sense. The fuckers in this city are so rude. Some of them just don't care. They'll walk out in front of your car and with any luck you'll still make the light. To turn this around on the drivers, PEDESTRIANS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY, ASSHOLES! When it's their turn, of course. I don't care if the walk sign doesn't change. I know when it's my time to cross the street, you can fucking wait.
That's all I really wanted to say at this moment.
Cottonmouth, I'll totally go to the STS9 concert.
Peace out, donkey lips.
So what makes people so stubborn? I can see why someone is stubborn on some viewpoint because that is what they believe in. But, why be so stubborn with something that is easily remedied? Isn't it better in the long run to take a minute of your time to save yourself from possible aching later on? I think stubbornness stems from narrow-mindedness. Looking for comfort in the short run doesn't let you think about the consequence in the long run. I'm sure I'm guilty of this from time to time, but that doesn't make me understand this any better. Humans are whacked out...
Which brings me to my next rant. Why the fuck are people so fucking stupid? How hard is it to walk on a fucking sidewalk? I know there are quite a few Asian people here, but the majority of people I'm going to be talking about are white. To make things a whole lot easier, everyone should walk on the right side of the sidewalk in whatever direction they are walking (you know, like driving). I thought this would be common sense. I thought wrong. I hate it when someone is walking at me and I'm on the far right side of the sidewalk and they expect me to move and then we come to a point where we go through the "dance" and both of us try to go the same way and fucking Christ that's annoying. Also, why does everyone think they own the sidewalk? Why get mad at me for walking on the PUBLIC sidewalk and not moving when they are walking 3 deep so they take up the whole thing. I'm not moving for those assholes. They don't own the fucking thing. Dickheads.
Also, how hard is it to use a crosswalk? When the light is green on the street you are trying to cross, that means you shouldn't be walking in the street (with the exception of no cars on the road). Again, you'd think this would be common sense. The fuckers in this city are so rude. Some of them just don't care. They'll walk out in front of your car and with any luck you'll still make the light. To turn this around on the drivers, PEDESTRIANS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY, ASSHOLES! When it's their turn, of course. I don't care if the walk sign doesn't change. I know when it's my time to cross the street, you can fucking wait.
That's all I really wanted to say at this moment.
Cottonmouth, I'll totally go to the STS9 concert.
Peace out, donkey lips.
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Little bit of everything
First off, we have a new developing story in the Chris Benoit case. We haven't heard anything for a while except that he had ten times the normal testosterone level in his body at time of death. Now scientists studying the effects of concussions have another theory.
While we're on the topic of professional sports, how about Curtis Granderson? Simply amazing year (numbers wise) and he has a chance to be named in the same sentence as the great Willie Mays. Granderson needs only one home run and three steals to become the first major leaguer since Mays to hit 20 doubles (he has 36), 20 triples (has 21), 20 home runs (has 19), and steal 20 bases (has 17). This is an amazing feat if Granderson can reach that plateau. I hope he does and that, in the end, he helps his team reach the playoffs to defend their AL Championship!
The following is going to be a defense, in part, of the University of Michigan football team. If you don't care, which most of my fellow bloggers probably don't, about what I have to say on this...you've been warned. Here goes:
Michigan football is one of the most, if not arguably the most, prestigious teams in college football. They are not some run of the muck team who couldn't hit a pinata without a blindfold, they are a very respectable team put together with some of the best recruits in the country. Students WANT to go to Michigan for their academia and their sports programs. The University of Michigan football team was beaten this weekend by Appalachian State 34-32 in a stunning upset. This game shook the college football world to its core, how could this happen to such a big team? Well it happened because Michigan pulled a Piston-esque performance of playing down to their opponent and/or looking ahead to the next one without getting past the first. However, is such a loss cause enough for a team to drop from #5 in both the AP and the Coaches polls to UNRANKED? This blogger says "Hell No!" This bullshit is unacceptable!
Alright fine, so they lost to a Division 1-AA team by 2 points, it was not a loss to a USC type team and therefore forgivable, apparently this game meant so much to the writers and coaches they felt the need to write them off now. This game will be talked about for years and years, it is stuck with Lloyd Carr's tenure and Michigan football history. I get all that, but has the respect been lost for Michigan entirely that no one thought that there was even the slightest possibility that this App. State team is possibly just a little...what's the word...good?! Michigan is not a team to be pushed over lightly, although it may have appeared so on Saturday. This App. State team played Michigan man to man, drive for drive, all day long. They deserve all the credit in the world for getting a historical, unprecedented victory over one of the juggernauts of college football...but what about Michigan? Is there no reason to think that, had any other team played App. State that day or any other day, that that team would not have problems? This team could beat many of the college football teams in Division 1-A, in my opinion.
Michigan is worthy of a spot in the Top 25 and you writers and coaches damn well know it! It's what we call a "bad week" and it should not be punished so harshly! If Michigan wins out the rest of their year, which they easily could I believe, them not being ranked this week forces them to move all the way up the polls again. The season is now going to be void of a national title (that's just with one loss) but could it be possible that because of your debauchery yesterday when releasing these polls, that you've contributed to a worse fate than deserved for this team? Did they really play worse than Auburn, who needed late scores to hold off Kansas State, or Virginia Tech, who had to hold off East Carolina? I'm asking for a little respect here, I feel it is has been earned and is deserved.
While we're on the topic of professional sports, how about Curtis Granderson? Simply amazing year (numbers wise) and he has a chance to be named in the same sentence as the great Willie Mays. Granderson needs only one home run and three steals to become the first major leaguer since Mays to hit 20 doubles (he has 36), 20 triples (has 21), 20 home runs (has 19), and steal 20 bases (has 17). This is an amazing feat if Granderson can reach that plateau. I hope he does and that, in the end, he helps his team reach the playoffs to defend their AL Championship!
The following is going to be a defense, in part, of the University of Michigan football team. If you don't care, which most of my fellow bloggers probably don't, about what I have to say on this...you've been warned. Here goes:
Michigan football is one of the most, if not arguably the most, prestigious teams in college football. They are not some run of the muck team who couldn't hit a pinata without a blindfold, they are a very respectable team put together with some of the best recruits in the country. Students WANT to go to Michigan for their academia and their sports programs. The University of Michigan football team was beaten this weekend by Appalachian State 34-32 in a stunning upset. This game shook the college football world to its core, how could this happen to such a big team? Well it happened because Michigan pulled a Piston-esque performance of playing down to their opponent and/or looking ahead to the next one without getting past the first. However, is such a loss cause enough for a team to drop from #5 in both the AP and the Coaches polls to UNRANKED? This blogger says "Hell No!" This bullshit is unacceptable!
Alright fine, so they lost to a Division 1-AA team by 2 points, it was not a loss to a USC type team and therefore forgivable, apparently this game meant so much to the writers and coaches they felt the need to write them off now. This game will be talked about for years and years, it is stuck with Lloyd Carr's tenure and Michigan football history. I get all that, but has the respect been lost for Michigan entirely that no one thought that there was even the slightest possibility that this App. State team is possibly just a little...what's the word...good?! Michigan is not a team to be pushed over lightly, although it may have appeared so on Saturday. This App. State team played Michigan man to man, drive for drive, all day long. They deserve all the credit in the world for getting a historical, unprecedented victory over one of the juggernauts of college football...but what about Michigan? Is there no reason to think that, had any other team played App. State that day or any other day, that that team would not have problems? This team could beat many of the college football teams in Division 1-A, in my opinion.
Michigan is worthy of a spot in the Top 25 and you writers and coaches damn well know it! It's what we call a "bad week" and it should not be punished so harshly! If Michigan wins out the rest of their year, which they easily could I believe, them not being ranked this week forces them to move all the way up the polls again. The season is now going to be void of a national title (that's just with one loss) but could it be possible that because of your debauchery yesterday when releasing these polls, that you've contributed to a worse fate than deserved for this team? Did they really play worse than Auburn, who needed late scores to hold off Kansas State, or Virginia Tech, who had to hold off East Carolina? I'm asking for a little respect here, I feel it is has been earned and is deserved.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Lohan in Hot Water...Again
This should come as no surprise, seeing that Lindsay Lohan is a druggy and an alcoholic, she got charged with a DUI. While searching her car, they also found cocaine. It's good to see that the rehab is working well. Mug shot included
Monday, July 23, 2007
Ave Maria...
Check this shit out. So Tom Monaghan, the crazy Catholic founder of Domino's Pizza, and Ave Maria University are teaming up to create a perpetual fucktard of a community: A Completely Catholic Community. Think that I am being a bit nutty about this? Here is a sample: "Monaghan once stated that commercial leases in the town would enforce beliefs consistent with the Catholic faith, including prohibiting the sale of pornography or contraceptives and banning the performance of abortions."
I'm not kidding. They have their own website put together giving brief details on the community as it develops. The picture above, I believe, is a pretty good indication of the progress being made.
Well, Fuck that. There are so many things wrong with what is going on in Florida that I hardly know where to begin...
This definitely goes towards most of America's theory about Florida being the retarded cousin of the US. How do we know this? Well, Ave Maria College was founded in Michigan. MICHIGAN didn't want this shit to happen, and MI isn't even that much of a blue state. (This is the same MI that elected Kwame Kilpatrick as Mayor of Detroit)
The legal aspects alone are intense. Banning the sale of contraceptives? Really? That is a huge No. Not allowing abortions? Also a fucking No. The American Civil Liberties Union is going to have a field day with these bastards.
So how does this stuff happen in modern day America? I am not entirely sure yet. I would speculate that it has something to do with the War in Iraq/Afghanistan/soon to be the entire Middle East, the War on Terror, and the ridiculous fear-mongering of the Bush regime. We seem to be stuck in a dictator's Holy War. What other options to the nut ball religious have other than clumping together? It seems to make sense. However, it should not be allowed. From what I am seeing, this area has incredible control over the businesses that it allows within the community. Yet we have anti-discrimination laws barring just this thing from happening.
What I am saying is that this type of community is bad for the surrounding areas in Florida, the state itself, and, really, the rest of the nation. Beyond that, this community should leave a bad taste in the mouth of any good Catholic as it goes as far as breaking one the Cardinal rules. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors house. (Unless they happen to not be Catholic, then make sure they cannot even get into town)."
On a side-note, since I barely give a shit but am looking for as much as I can to throw into the canon: "This community has drawn criticism from environmental and conservation groups, especially for the threat it may pose to the endangered Florida Panther." The damn community is located in the heart of a panther habitat.
Florida now has a community completely dedicated to intolerant, Catholic views. I hope the whole thing burns to the ground after a "Shocking" revelation that their priest is raping their children.
Saturday, July 21, 2007
This Girl Is Now a Whore
It's fine if you believe in this, but to whine about it so much is just stupid. If you want to symbolize your virginity, gain 100lbs. Or you know, just don't stick a penis up there.
Sunday, July 15, 2007
The Daily ClusterFuck...
"A man was arrested and charged after an armoured personnel carrier (APC) was taken on a rampage in Sydney's western suburbs." Australians know how to break shit.
Beating Testicular Cancer is a big fucking deal...Running with the bulls in Pamplona, after just finishing a treatment, and then getting gored is clearly the way to celebrate.
"A truck driver who police say has confessed to killing six people once ran for mayor of this southern Illinois town where he lives and had a family." You know, as opposed to wearing a sign sporting his secret serial killer life.
After a breakup most dudes usually get drunk/stoned with friends. This guy totally tops it, and now has to pay 52,000$
Only in Ecuador can the entire premise of Disney's "Sister, Sister" actually happen. "Biological mom claims doctors stole 1 of the Ecuadorean girls after delivery"
"I call it the 12-bonk rule," While I call it fucking stupid. This is why Mathemiticians are lame.
School's out for summer. Dance Teacher takes over Naughty Teacher header.
Freakishly big Ape-Chimp things eat lions. How sweet is that?!?!?!
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
God Damnit, G4!
You have exclusivity over E3 this year, YET, you have found some way to FUCK IT UP!
I'm talking about their coverage of the Microsoft conference that I'm watching at this moment.
First, it started with you showing Peter Moore and 3 others from Harmonix playing Rock Band. Alright, that's cool...but you barely showed the game. I don't want to see that asshole play the game, I want to see the fucking game!
Second, and this has happened frequently, you go to commercials during a speech?! WHAT THE FUCK!? Who the fuck does that? You might as well just stay in commercial and not come back, while raping me in the ass with a hot poker.
Third, you don't show the games! You show the stage. I don't want to see the fucking stage or the people on it. You fucking idiots! This is an event about video games, so show the fucking games!
Who the hell is directing this? A coked out monkey with down syndrome? Get your fucking act together.
P.S. Congrats to the American League for winning the All-Star game earlier.
I'm talking about their coverage of the Microsoft conference that I'm watching at this moment.
First, it started with you showing Peter Moore and 3 others from Harmonix playing Rock Band. Alright, that's cool...but you barely showed the game. I don't want to see that asshole play the game, I want to see the fucking game!
Second, and this has happened frequently, you go to commercials during a speech?! WHAT THE FUCK!? Who the fuck does that? You might as well just stay in commercial and not come back, while raping me in the ass with a hot poker.
Third, you don't show the games! You show the stage. I don't want to see the fucking stage or the people on it. You fucking idiots! This is an event about video games, so show the fucking games!
Who the hell is directing this? A coked out monkey with down syndrome? Get your fucking act together.
P.S. Congrats to the American League for winning the All-Star game earlier.
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