Someone Seriously Needs to Punch these People

At least that chick. And her husband for dating such a slut.

Fuck You Illinois Highway System!

So last night I was driving down here to Champaign, on the same route I took about a month ago. It started out raining, kinda slowed me down due to traffic, but I was still doing decent time. Then the rain stopped and I started flying. Things are looking up at that point. I drive a little bit more and finally reach I-80...that's when my anger meter exploded and my happy meter took a coffee break to fuck that 60 year old prostitute with the clap and hep B, without a condom. Anyways, I-80 was CLOSED! All 5 lanes! So they horded us to the next exit in some huge clusterfuck (yay, blog!) of a mess and got onto whatever fucking highway I was on. I didn't know where to go because THERE WERE NO FUCKING DETOUR SIGNS! So I decided to turn around and maybe get back onto I-80. Boy was I wrong. I had to turn around again and start from the back of the line I was already in. Oh boy, it's not finished yet.

So I jump on I-90 where there was one detour sign. Drive on it for a while, because, luckily, I had a Michigan map with the freeways for the upper part of Illinois and I see that I-90 hits I-57, which is what I needed. Miles and miles go by and no exit...for anything. Next thing I know, I'm on a toll road. Drive some more and still no exit or signage, nothing. Guess what, I hit ANOTHER toll road (this one $3). So at this point...I'M IN FUCKING CHICAGO! I need to be at least 120 miles south of that. Finally I hit an exit, turn around and book it out of that fucking place, pissed off beyond belief. Guess what, I find I-57 like 10 miles from there and jump on it. At this point, I'm on hour 6 of a 5 hour car ride, with another hour and a half left. Finally I arrived at the hotel, after driving at least 40 miles out of my way.

Thanks, Illinois. Fuck you too!

Dont We All Miss My Rage Against Religion?

And this one could stem into an interesting debate on the "who" actually did the fucking in the rape of the Native Americans. The "who" could be something bigger than the pilgrims. Hell, it could be the Catholics.

Excerpt from Hegel’s Lectures on the History of Philosophy concerning the rules Catholic missionaries established for the education and civilization of Indians:

I even recall one missionary used to ring a bell at midnight to remind the [Indians] to perform their marital duties. Because it would have never occurred to them to do so.

So then, the question becomes; What the hell is wrong with missionaries. All jokes aside, where does this train of thought come in to play? Do you really think that a group of people would need a reminder to fuck? Wouldn't said group's existence alone be enough to prove that they do, indeed, fuck...?

I return to the blog upset and annoyed

This is not a typical post that you think would be something to do with myself having an issue personally. No, it is not that. I just watched "Deal or No Deal" because once it is on I cannot stop watching it....plus it was an episode with a bunch of NFL players and a guy wearing a Peyton Manning jersey, so naturally.

I know what you're thinking...how could you be annoyed at that? You'd think you'd be in heaven right? Oh no. I am all for the sanctity of marriage and hope to be happily wed one day but if she does to me what this chick did to him I will slit her Achilles. Get this...

He still has the $750,000 and $1 million case left but he has been offered the following...

- A fully loaded 2008 GMAC Denali w/ full tailgating equipment (chairs, tables, coolers)
- 4 season tickets to his favorite NFL team
- Tickets to practice sessions (on the field)
- Sideline passes to several of the games as well
- A private backstage tour of NFL Network studios
- Two footballs signed by the World Champion Indianapolis Colts
- Honorary captain of one game where he also throws out the game ball (which they don't normally do in football)
- Tickets to Super Bowl 42 as well as the SB 42 concert series...all expenses paid
--Now this much is worth approx. $66,000 right now...but there's more--
-$50,000 to top it off

GRAND TOTAL: $166,000

If you were me, you would stroke out and I would kiss Howie Mandel and that creepy banker. There are so many of these things that are once in a lifetime. Oh, but did I mention...he's married? She gave him the look of death and asked "Will this money get you out of your student debts so we can live comfortably?" To this I replied: "OH SCREW YOU BITCH!"

My mom asked me if I would take that prize and within a split second after "Would you" I said "You bet your ass!" $50,000 is nothing to shake your stick at. What did he do? She looked at him with those deadly eyes and he said "No deal" to which I felt like I just got kicked in the balls and I'm sure it felt much worse for him. He about fainted when he heard the prize being offered, he had to sit down!

My point is...God how I would make her sleep on the couch or slap the biatch. He ended up taking a $194,000 deal when he had the $1 million in his case on the table but I digress. Yes, I know that a million bucks is a million bucks but how many of those things listed above are once in a lifetime to someone who treasures the game of football as many of us do. Priceless gifts only the NFL could give. But no, she wants them both to be happy and live comfortably and I understand that...and he may be in her good graces but I'll damn sure tell you that she is not in his. Oh how upset I was....ah...feel better already.

Spears is Pregnant!

Not Brittany, but her 16 year old sister! Apparently Jamie Lynn couldn't stand only being an aunt, I guess she wanted to be a mom too. Well, probably not, but either she's having a kid or this is one huge stupid publicity stunt...for someone who isn't famous. Hopefully she will have better parenting skills than Brittany.

Meth...

Well...maybe once.

Nighttime Rant About Stubbornness and Stupidity

I'll start off with a funny story about stubbornness. I just don't get it sometimes. About an hour ago Kiznox and I were watching a movie and he started to pass out. I told him he should go to the bed in his room or at the very least the couch right next to us, because I was using the couch he was passing out on. He says "no I'm fine, I'm still listening to the movie." So about 5 minutes later he hunches over and passes out in some awkward position. I was hoping he stayed like that all night but he just woke up. At least I got a good picture out of it. If he did stay like that I would of laughed at him when he woke up with a sore neck.

So what makes people so stubborn? I can see why someone is stubborn on some viewpoint because that is what they believe in. But, why be so stubborn with something that is easily remedied? Isn't it better in the long run to take a minute of your time to save yourself from possible aching later on? I think stubbornness stems from narrow-mindedness. Looking for comfort in the short run doesn't let you think about the consequence in the long run. I'm sure I'm guilty of this from time to time, but that doesn't make me understand this any better. Humans are whacked out...

Which brings me to my next rant. Why the fuck are people so fucking stupid? How hard is it to walk on a fucking sidewalk? I know there are quite a few Asian people here, but the majority of people I'm going to be talking about are white. To make things a whole lot easier, everyone should walk on the right side of the sidewalk in whatever direction they are walking (you know, like driving). I thought this would be common sense. I thought wrong. I hate it when someone is walking at me and I'm on the far right side of the sidewalk and they expect me to move and then we come to a point where we go through the "dance" and both of us try to go the same way and fucking Christ that's annoying. Also, why does everyone think they own the sidewalk? Why get mad at me for walking on the PUBLIC sidewalk and not moving when they are walking 3 deep so they take up the whole thing. I'm not moving for those assholes. They don't own the fucking thing. Dickheads.

Also, how hard is it to use a crosswalk? When the light is green on the street you are trying to cross, that means you shouldn't be walking in the street (with the exception of no cars on the road). Again, you'd think this would be common sense. The fuckers in this city are so rude. Some of them just don't care. They'll walk out in front of your car and with any luck you'll still make the light. To turn this around on the drivers, PEDESTRIANS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY, ASSHOLES! When it's their turn, of course. I don't care if the walk sign doesn't change. I know when it's my time to cross the street, you can fucking wait.

That's all I really wanted to say at this moment.

Cottonmouth, I'll totally go to the STS9 concert.

Peace out, donkey lips.

How are people SO dumb?

First an egregious typo:
On the website for the Student Rec Sports Center at IU:
For the sight impaired please download the transcripts for the SRSC Video Tour

For the SIGHT impaired? Number one the sight impaired won't be able to read the website. And even if they could, what POSSIBLE good would a DOCUMENT TRANSCRIPT do for them

And then, just a stupid label:
On my bag of frozen chicken breasts (haha breasts... anyway):
Great for Recipes!

Oh my god! Chicken breast. Being used for RECIPES? Who ever thought this up needs a medal. Here I was trying to make chicken parmagiana and using... what? Scraps of metal? Wood shavings? Bleach? And to go further, does this mean that OTHER foods can go in recipes too?

Seriously, what the fuck.