Sunday, July 15, 2007
The Daily ClusterFuck...
"A man was arrested and charged after an armoured personnel carrier (APC) was taken on a rampage in Sydney's western suburbs." Australians know how to break shit.
Beating Testicular Cancer is a big fucking deal...Running with the bulls in Pamplona, after just finishing a treatment, and then getting gored is clearly the way to celebrate.
"A truck driver who police say has confessed to killing six people once ran for mayor of this southern Illinois town where he lives and had a family." You know, as opposed to wearing a sign sporting his secret serial killer life.
After a breakup most dudes usually get drunk/stoned with friends. This guy totally tops it, and now has to pay 52,000$
Only in Ecuador can the entire premise of Disney's "Sister, Sister" actually happen. "Biological mom claims doctors stole 1 of the Ecuadorean girls after delivery"
"I call it the 12-bonk rule," While I call it fucking stupid. This is why Mathemiticians are lame.
School's out for summer. Dance Teacher takes over Naughty Teacher header.
Freakishly big Ape-Chimp things eat lions. How sweet is that?!?!?!
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