I Can't Take It!

As you guys may know, I am incredibly miserable at my job. I have no free time and I'm constantly shit on. This past weekend I was forced to stay in Houston for an extra day just because I would spend 8 hours in the store instead of 9 if I took the Friday flight. Instead of getting home Friday night, I was forced to lose 4 hours of quality time I could of had to move out. Now I have to unfairly put that burden on Kiznox to finish up for me because I'm not in the state.

Then Kiznox and I drove to Chicago, as he has already outlined. I will leave the good, fun, happy story time to him. All I could think of on Sunday is how fucked I'm going to be on Monday.

Well, I was fucked today. I left for the airport, only to get pulled over and receive a speeding ticket. Awesome start. Get to the airport and miss my flight because the security line is too long. Even better. The flight I ended up on wasn't bad, I slept for most of it. Then I got into the Charlotte airport, where I have to sit for an hour and a half before my flight leaves. The time comes up to where my flight is supposed to take off and we're still in the terminal. An announcement comes up on the speaker saying that the plane needs a part and it'll be 15 more minutes. Another announcement comes on, saying they may need to change planes and it'll be 30 more minutes before they know. Well, we end up changing planes and waiting at another gate for 45 more minutes. We board that plane...finally. While onboard, we wait for another 30 minutes before even taking off. What the fuck! I got in 4 hours late. It's cool that I got a half day, but I was stressing out.

The whole time, all I could think about is how much I can't take this anymore. It's true. I'm putting in my 2 weeks notice by the end of this week. I'm aging too quickly and I have no life. I don't need this shit. Now I have to work on these stupid fucking goals because I got a bad evaluation from one piece of shit manager a couple weeks ago.

I don't need this stress. Fuck this god damn company!

Jenna Dewan

I just watched Step Up on TBS. Yeah yeah, make fun all you want. I'm just drawn to that movie. One of the main reasons is the main actress, Jenna Dewan. Holy shit is she gorgeous! I want my wife to be that attractive.


The movie also always makes me feel like shit. Not only does it parade around a super attractive woman that I'd have no chance with ever, it also makes me realize that I have no self worth. I don't have anything to offer anyone. I have no talents. Everyone in that movie can do something, whether it is singing, dancing, or playing an instrument. I can do none of those things. I screwed up my childhood by doing nothing of value. Now I'm sitting here, in this fucking hotel room, using a shitload of commas, using a shitty internet connection (Courtyard Marriott, please join the 21st century), sounding super emo...all because I have been lazy all my life.

Guess I'll just have to quit my job and try something better. Free time is a hell of a drug.

Tennessee surprised me

This morning I flew into Nashville, TN (which I did not know was in the Central Time Zone) and proceeded to the rental car desk. The guy asked me if I wanted to upgrade my car to one with cruise control for $8 more per day. That was a shock. I can't get the upgrade, because I won't get reimbursed, and now I know I have to drive 3 hours without cruise control. It's not like I haven't used a car on long trips without cruise control, but I was using a Ford Focus. Those things are uncomfortable to drive for long distances pushing the unresponsive gas pedal. What a piece of shit.

Crappy car aside, I had a majestic trip. I-40 is lined with trees the entire way from Nashville to Memphis. On top of that, it was foggy. I love fog. It was so peaceful. I never knew Tennessee had it in her. I guess it's been a long time since I've been here.

But then, reality set in...I had to work. I hope my drive back is as peaceful as the ride there.

P.S. Cottonmouth, return my call please.

Star v. Black Hole

Who (as if they were people) would win in a fight? Its basically the classic battle between light and dark, good and evil. Well, obviously the star would win...or would he? Let's think about this for a minute. A star is basically a ball of gaseous energy. A black hole is a vortex with no actual explanation to what it does (but basically anti-energy, for the sake of argument). Now, when those two come together, what happens? Probably an explosion, one of such magnitude as if they were fighting to the death, with super-outrageous-powers. Your brain probably couldn't fathom it. Feeble mortal.

According to iTunes, their visualizer that sparked this debate, had one "star" fighting one "black hole". The star then split into three other stars that shot pure energy out of their electricity fingers. The black hole, naturally, just absorbed the energy. So how does the star win? Well, he probably needs to produce enough energy that would negate any negative energy given off by the black hole. This would probably kill both of them.

In a re-enactment, Goerg and I played the roles of Black Hole and Star, respectively. I conquered him. Since this is the only evidence that we have to go off of, I'm going to take this as fact. A star will always beat a black hole...or b-hole, as I like to call him.