Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Star v. Black Hole

Who (as if they were people) would win in a fight? Its basically the classic battle between light and dark, good and evil. Well, obviously the star would win...or would he? Let's think about this for a minute. A star is basically a ball of gaseous energy. A black hole is a vortex with no actual explanation to what it does (but basically anti-energy, for the sake of argument). Now, when those two come together, what happens? Probably an explosion, one of such magnitude as if they were fighting to the death, with super-outrageous-powers. Your brain probably couldn't fathom it. Feeble mortal.

According to iTunes, their visualizer that sparked this debate, had one "star" fighting one "black hole". The star then split into three other stars that shot pure energy out of their electricity fingers. The black hole, naturally, just absorbed the energy. So how does the star win? Well, he probably needs to produce enough energy that would negate any negative energy given off by the black hole. This would probably kill both of them.

In a re-enactment, Goerg and I played the roles of Black Hole and Star, respectively. I conquered him. Since this is the only evidence that we have to go off of, I'm going to take this as fact. A star will always beat a black hole...or b-hole, as I like to call him.

5 comments:

Johnny Cottonmouth said...

Oh Hock... you better make it to the Friday Umph show so the three of us can take mushrooms together :)

Hock said...

This Friday? I definitely won't make it this Friday.

Johnny Cottonmouth said...

No not this Friday. the 13th

This guy... said...

You think you won that shit? Dream on, you fading ball of gas.

Hock said...

Oh yeah, well, you leave a HUGE void in my life, B-hole! Take that!