Dream Line-up for Lollapalooza 2009

Headliners:
-Red Hot Chili Peppers (still haven't seen them live)
-Muse (want to see them live, but people will scoff and say they are the poor man's Radiohead, because people suck)
-Nine Inch Nails (oh yeah, they fucking rock)

Other nominees:
-Rush
-Foo Fighters (still haven't seen them live)
-311 (because they rock at festivals)
-Incubus (because tripping + watching them = jizz in my pants)
-Umphrey's Mcgee (probably not festivally enough for them though)
-Jane's Addiction
-Metallica (maybe that's just me)
-Smashing Pumpkins (if they still rock?)

In My Dreams Pick:
LED ZEPPELIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Earlier Sets:
-Raconteurs (would make me jizz in my pants at least 3 times every song)
-Tenacious D
-No Doubt (if they play their early stuff and Gwen Stefani is naked)
-Freezepop
-Alice Cooper (odd, I know, but I hear he still puts on a great show)
-Alter Bridge (that's probably just me)
-Wolfmother (put on a good show)
-Black Tide (I like their crazy guitar riffs)
-Blind Melon (if they are still a band...?)
-DJ Shadow (...if only it went on past 10...)
-STS9 (10pm...fucking Chicago rules)
-Girl Talk
-The Knux (dunno, they could be good)
-The Living End (they are a fun band to listen to)
-The Mars Volta (I'm slowing getting to like them, sure a live show would persuade me further)

Not Gonna Happen Pick:
-Alice In Chains (great band, but Lane Staley can't be replaced)
-Audioslave (Fucking Chris Cornell...you had a good thing going)
-Velvet Revolver (where's the singer? I need me some Slash)

The "What? Too Soon?" Pick:
Stevie Ray Vaughn (what greatness that would have been)



This is assuming I can even go...