Because today SEASON 10 OF SOUTH PARK COMES TO DVD*
*This post was supposed to be published a few days ago, but I tried to write my own episode descriptions and it sucked. So it came out on tuesday, and despite the next paragraph, I did NOT buy it because I maxed out my credit card. Soon, my precious, soon
I don't have enough money to buy that, or any cds to feed my growing interest in psy-trance and goa-trance music. But is that gonna stop me from buying both? PROBABLY NOT
Season 10 was what many people considered to be a pivotal season for South Park. After season 9, which gave us classics like "Ginger Kids" "Free Wilzyx" "Die, Hippie, Die" "Trapped in the Closet" and the Emmy award winning "Best Friends Forever", Trey and Matt knew they really had to step it up. They succeeded in creating what would come to be known as possibly the most outrageous, inappropriate and fucking hilarious season yet. In addition, season 10 brought us new advances in animation and satire that had never been seen before. A quick analysis of episodes follows, courtesy of south park studios dot com
1001 - The Return of Chef
The town is jolted out of a case of the doldrums when Chef suddenly reappears. While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that something about chef seems different. When Chef's strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys pull out all the stops to save him.
1002 - Smug Alert!
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars. A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame -- just as everyone starts to feel really good about what they’re doing to help save the earth, scientists discover a stormy, dark mass accumulating over the town.
1003 - Cartoon Wars Part I
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, "Family Guy." Kyle loves "Family Guy" and hates Cartman. The two boys embark upon a mad chase across the country and the fate of "Family Guy" lies with the first boy to reach Hollywood.
1004 - Cartoon Wars Part II
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of “Family Guy” determined to put an end to the show once and for all.
1005 - A Million Little Fibers
Towelie gets over his drug addition and writes a moving book about his experiences. Thanks to Oprah’s support, the book becomes a best seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around. However, when he’s caught in a lie by the grand dame of daytime television, Towelie’s old habits start to look might appealing.
1006 - Manbearpig
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.
1007 - Tsst
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
1008 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.
1009 - Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
The world’s biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. No one in South Park is safe from the people who are the real brains behind the 9/11 conspiracy. When Kyle and Stan hit the road in search of the truth, they come face-to-face with the masterminds who pulled off the most elaborate, intricate and flawlessly executed operation in American history.
1010 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
Cartman is appointed to the post of School Hallway Monitor at South Park Elementary. In his new role, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
1011 - Hell on Earth 2006
Satan is throwing the biggest Halloween costume party ever, and no one will be admitted without a wristband. Satan is busy checking the R.S.V.P. list and deciding what costume to wear to the big event. Every detail must be perfect for the prince of darkness, but even Satan can’t foresee everything.
1012 - Go God Go
Cartman's plan to propel himself into the future goes horribly wrong. South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the 4th graders, especially from Ms. Garrison who has to teach it. Eric Cartman can't be bothered with what's going on in class. He's busy manipulating his own personal time-line to align with the precise release date of the newest, hottest game.
1013 - Go God Go XII
In the previous episode, Eric Cartman froze himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a Nintendo Wii pass quickly. A freak accident landed him over 500 years in the future -- and now he's stuck there. The future is a tumultuous place with warring factions, angry sea otters and no Nintendo. Will Cartman find a way back to his own time?
1014 - Stanley's Cup
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation, is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself, Stan Marsh has tried to put those days behind him. But he's still living with the memory of how let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game. Now, he's about to find out that being a coach means facing your past. He's determined to show his kids what it's like to be a winner!
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