"All through history, when men look at women, they want to have sex. Now, God did this on purpose, to ensure the survival of the human species. And he also gave women lumps, known as breasts, to inspire in man the penile urge to procreate. Now, this was very good for mankind, but not for womankind. Now, how could she succeed in this world, and how could she be respected for all her values, when men just want to mount her? Research eventually showed that it was those dangling bouncing breasts that cause special excitement to the man's blood flow. It was determined that the brassiere could stop this dangling, bouncing motion, the man would be less likely to objectify the woman, and she would have a fighting chance at equality. You must harness your bosoms, in order to squash the discrimination by the male gonads. This country can never maximize its potential until you can achieve equality. That's why I must make a rule, right here, and right now: wear a bra, for the good of the country."
- Harvey Lipschultz (played by Fyvush Finkel on Boston Public)
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