Think I Can be an Ass about Religion?

This Shirt comes from a site called: http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

I beg you to scroll down and read some of the Creation Science Fun Facts, where they claim that "Fossils are the buried remains of the wicked men and animals that perished 4,000 years ago in the Flood!"

Other notable mentions on the site:

"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PASTOR OR PARENT RIGHT AWAY!"

They have an elephant named Habu who they ask, "How many Gods do you have?" To which Habu replies, "I don't know...I lost count!" Their response? "Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?"

Their Stance on Malls?

• J.C. Penny - The J.C. makes us think of Jesus Christ, thus associating our Lord with the lowest monetary value, the penny (even Judas valued Him at 30 pieces of silver!).
• Sears - What the flesh of the damned does in Hell. It also sounds like "seers", Pagan mystics who engaged in occult premonitions.
• Cinnabon - Sounds like "Sin Upon".
• Orange Julius - Named for the Pagan Emperor of Rome. This company's mascot was once a devil, until they changed it to hide their true intentions.
• Hot Topic - A recent store aimed at children that openly sells devil paraphernalia. Any guess as to why "hot" is in their name?
• Hallmark Gold Crown Stores - Purveyors of Santamas tree ornaments depicting anthropomorphized woodland creatures (reference to Evolutionism) and Harry Potter merchandise. What notable person will have a mark and wear crowns? [Rev. 13:16, 13:1]

Called "Mall Rats" in their nihilistic Secular culture, they can often be found hanging around malls after public school doing nothing constructive. Teens paradoxically desire to be "different" but also to fit in. Use this contradiction to your advantage by pointing out how all the people around them are "tools to Secularism" while offering them the chance to join in the Love of Christ. Emphasize "coolness" of Jesus and offer "Radical Salvation". Secularized teens usually can't read too well, so hand out colorful stickers instead of pamphlets.

Oh, and they have a new idea for the American Flag:

While not all Christians/religions are fucking evil, the people handling this site have completely fueled my rage. You believe what you want to believe, and I'll continue to believe that people like this are hate-filled, sick, and evil.

I do want a Hopsiah t-shirt, though.