Eye Candy of the Day

This is Henrik Zetterberg's hot ass girlfriend Emma Andersson. I want to be a hockey player now...

Color me embarrassed, and sorry about the drunk dial...

Yep, that was the text that I had to send this morning upon waking up and realizing what a tool of sabatoge me mouth can be whence betwixt a 7$ Super Stiff Martini Dealie and several beers.

Not to say that I did anything wrong, just that I get super honest when I am wasted. Which can be an interesting thing to have as an easy out. I mean, does anyone else ever get drunk simply because they want to know how they truly feel about something or someone in particular? I know that is exactly what I did. Worked out, at least, I think that it may have worked out. I know specifically how I feel and can begin to move forward from there.

Now? Now you get to ponder what the hell I have been up to since my hiatis from the blog...for five seconds...then I will tell you in a quick summary...





!!!BULLET POINT TIME!!!

* Got a moped
* Had a berfday
* Got promoted at work
* Then again and moved to a way cooler store (Sorry, Hock)
* Was run off the road by some asshole and totally spilled my bike and slammed (ready for it?) my RIGHT SHOULDER AND KNEE into the ground. Its been at least a week at this point and those parts just arent the same. Fuckers.
* Got drunk. A lot.
* Decided not to use the pig as a change jar and now have an actual jar jar. But not a Binks. Hells no.
* Read several books on the pooper in my room bathroom. Yeah, I told you about it.
* Worked on movie ideas that I am really, really excited for.
* SPKNORK!
* Actually got to spend quite a bit of time with my friends even though we are all on stupidly different schedules. (Color me Grateful, and I imagine that is a soft shade of blue)
* All kinds of new music. All day, son. All day.
* GTAIV is pretty much the bomb-steezy of all videogames. (And hey, that mission is really hard for me but I so enjoy blasting my way out of an abandoned hospital all in the name of a coke shipment)
* Jamiroquai is the dumbest name ever. But his music is good to groove to.
* Went to my first Lansing Lugnuts game
* Got kicked out of a Lugnuts game. The same game. oops.
* Free drinks from this total Bear at Rum Runners. Hilarious. And does everyone just assume that I am gay until I prove them otherwise?
* Learned to love the stupidest rap on the planet. Souljaboy? Pass it on over and crank the bass, I'm'a dancin'.

And hey, 73%. Thats a pretty awesome number. Anyone think that Utah would have approved gay marriage with that high of a percentage? Also, barring some sort of spectacular and unheard of action by the state supreme court, California hops on the bandwagon mid June.

That should do for the moment. Hmmm...

BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN. JOKER, JOKER, JOKER. WHY SO SERIOUS?

The Weekly WYR

Hello all. Another WYR was posted today on College Humor and I say let's take that time out of our day to ask ourselves that question.

Would you rather...

Get food poisoning every time you eat your favorite meal or have a seizure every time you watched your favorite show?

Seeing as how my favorite show(s) are on more than I get to eat my favorite meal, I'll bite the bullet and say that I would rather get poisoned. Another reasoning behind it is that, yes you do throw up and shit a lot, but seizures are just not something to be messed around with. Scary.

Have AIDS, but access to modern treatment, or have haunted semen?

I'm not quite sure what is meant by haunted semen but I'm gonna go with a big fat NO THANK YOU to the whole AIDS deal, unless you got a cure I'm not going to go there.

Live in a mansion with nothing in it or live in a hut with as much stuff that'll fit?

I never had a thing to huge houses, but I especially wouldn't enjoy it if you couldn't take advantage of the space! If I had a mansion there would be the man's room, a game room, and my own bar :) I'll take the hut, since this question has deprived me of all the wonderous things that a mansion could bring...but that does pose a great question for my fellow bloggers!! If you had a mansion with 8 rooms (not including your bedroom) what would you make those rooms into?

Own the De Lorean from Back to the Future or the Batmobile?

With the Batmobile, at least the current task-esque Batmobile I could just destroy shit left and right...but how do you pass up the De Lorean?? You can travel through time for God sakes!! "Where we going guys? What year? Just hope in the car."

Have a hangover cure that truly works or have guilt-free condomless sex forever?

This is a real question? Would anyone choose the hangover cure? Didn't think so.

The LOST ending suck or never have an ending to LOST?

Being I believe the only person on this blog who enjoys the absolute hell out of this show, I would personally want to kill someone if the ending sucked ass. I have every confidence in the world that when the directors have done such a good job for so long on the show that there is no way they could screw it up. I want to see an ending though, that's for sure.

Have a last name everyone made fun of or a last name no one could pronounce?

I have a last name that no one can pronounce and it's not so bad, I have fun with it actually. I don't take offense when people mess it up, I enjoy the trying and how badly it can be butchered. Fun times.

Fuckin Hilarious

this site is amazing:

garfieldminusgarfield.net

if you ever read garfield. or even if you didn't. read these. Jon's life is a DISASTER!

Eye Candy of the Day

We watched Strange Wilderness earlier today. It was funnier than I thought it was going to be, but one of the best things about the movie was the inclusion of Ashley Scott in the cast. She is one fine piece of ass.

We Finally Got Internet Back!

And somehow, Kiznox hasn't posted yet. Unbelievable. It's been far too long since I've had a solid connection on a working computer. One of the reasons why no one has been posting, Cottonmouth, is because 3 of the posters have been without the wonders of the internet.

I'm not really sure what to say, the excitement has thrown all the potential thoughts out of my head. There's so much to do.

Everyone should come and see our new apartment. It's not fully finished yet, but it's still good enough for people to visit...Rambo, I'm looking at you, ya dick. Cottonmouth, you're excused because you're like a 4+ hour drive from here, so come when you can.

I got hit on at the bar last night. Go me. Never thought that would happen. We should be seeing each other real soon...I'm hoping for the best.

PS. Grand Theft Auto 4 is fucking amazing!

Alternative Eye Candy of the Day

Well none of you sluts are posting so I'm gonna gay it up. meet the man of my dreams:

I Miss the Internet

So moving into an apartment with no internet suuuuuuuuuccckksssss! I just found out that I graduated, which there would have been no reason for me not to, but now its confirmed. Yay! I receive my diploma in 4 to 6 weeks. Anyways, I want the damn internet. I'm stuck at my parents house, using their crappy computer right now. Torture. If I knew we weren't going to have the internet within a couple of days of us moving in, I would have set it up a month ago. There are so many songs I need to download. Same thing with the cable...or satellite (kill me)...but what we have now is just awful.

PS. Satellite radio rocks!

PPS. As much as reality television sucks, I can't stop watching it. I watched a couple of episodes of A Shot At Love II tonight, and they are horrible! BUT, I can't stop watching. Its mesmerizing. No wonder why Americans are so stupid.

Eye Candy of the Week

Here's some eye candy for all of you folks: I know this isn'e my piece on the blog but seriously...how hot is this girl. And plus, this is mainly for Kiznox and I, but here she is Lauren Graham.
Best known for her very sexually smart roll as Lorelai Gilmore on the Gilmore Girls (one of the best shows ever created!). So go ahead Hock , make fun of me for my "terrible taste" in television because I have to think to be able to watch and understand a show. Now I know it doesn't have explosions so you probably won't watch it, but give it a try. (Jusssssskiddin'). And just in case Rambo doesn't like this show and wants to rip on it...I have three words for him "The Oh See" Suck on it! Love you all, and enjoy.

Go see Iron Man

Not simply because it is a good movie but because there is a new Dark Knight trailer before and, let's just say, I had to change my pants.