Hey You Guuuuuyys!

Am I running this thing all by myself now? You're all lame. Post something, I don't care what it is, just stop leaving me hanging. Here, I'll help you out. Answer questions like: what are you up to these days, what movies/concerts have you seen lately, what do you think about the economy, how's school/work going, how many beers have you drank lately? I don't fucking care, just post. EVERYONE! Especially you, Rambo!

Here's my story. I'm stuck in this hotel with nothing to do and no money to do anything anyways because I can't cash this fucking check. But there is light at the end of the tunnel, because I was told I can go to a currency exchange. Hopefully that works.

I wish training was over with, because I'm just repeating things I already know. Luckily I'll be able to live at the apartment for the next 2 months when I get back. So I get to hang out with Goerg and the guys who can't type (yes, that's you, Claudio and Kiznox) for at least 2 months. It'll be great to finally be out of this hotel. The fucking wireless here sucks swamp ass. At around this time at night, the fucking internet slows down so much that I can't even open the homepage with barely anything on it. Pitiful.

I haven't watched any new movies lately, except for about 75% of Zodiac, because I fell asleep. Waking up at 5:30 every morning sucks. I did watch Heroes though. Gotta say, some of the things felt rushed and were very odd, but overall the episodes were rocking hardcore. I can't wait for the season to unfold. I wish I was able to watch Always Sunny, but I can't because this hotel doesn't have FX and the internet is slower than dial-up.

The economy sucks and I hope we don't get screwed over by rich fuckers. Fucking greedy bastards doing bad business and reaping odd rewards.

I've only drank once, at Bdubs, the whole time I've been here. That's because this fucking state won't cash my check.

I don't have much more to say right now. So, tootles for now. When I come back there better be some more posts.

I Miss the Internet

So moving into an apartment with no internet suuuuuuuuuccckksssss! I just found out that I graduated, which there would have been no reason for me not to, but now its confirmed. Yay! I receive my diploma in 4 to 6 weeks. Anyways, I want the damn internet. I'm stuck at my parents house, using their crappy computer right now. Torture. If I knew we weren't going to have the internet within a couple of days of us moving in, I would have set it up a month ago. There are so many songs I need to download. Same thing with the cable...or satellite (kill me)...but what we have now is just awful.

PS. Satellite radio rocks!

PPS. As much as reality television sucks, I can't stop watching it. I watched a couple of episodes of A Shot At Love II tonight, and they are horrible! BUT, I can't stop watching. Its mesmerizing. No wonder why Americans are so stupid.

Let the Good Times Roll

I haven't posted in a while, so I'll just go ahead and use this space to tell you how much my life sucks. I am graduating (hopefully) in May, but I don't have a damn clue what I'm going to do when I'm done. I don't have an internship, nor do I have experience in anything. I've wasted the better part of my college career killing all my brain cells. I seriously think I'm more dumb now than I was when I started college. Ben told me to put myself out there and do whatever it takes to get ahead, it doesn't matter if I have the experience or not, just do it. I want to believe that, but the way my life has gone so far, that won't work out for me very well. I have dreams and aspirations to make millions, but I have a very unsettling feeling that I'll end up working in some cubicle for $40k per year doing some meaningless job forever. The thing that sucks about this is that I have no skills whatsoever. I can't play an instrument, fix a car, program a computer, act, or do anything that can create value in myself. I'm just hoping for that one instant where my dream job finds me and I'm able to capitalize on it, but until then I'm still in the same spot living in my shithole life. My only saving grace are my friends, who are there for everything. Thank you guys, seriously. I wish I could get my act together and actually improve my life, but knowing myself I'll just think about it for 10 minutes and then start playing a video game. Its like I'm sabotaging my own life and I'm not really sure why. For anyone who reads this, don't take it the wrong way, I'll be fine. Its getting colder outside, finals are coming up soon and I just have so much shit running through my head that I needed to let this out. I could have probably wrote twice as much as this but I don't want to depress everyone and its 4am, so I'm going to bed.

It's Official...

I absolutely suck at the game. I had ample opportunity to sleep with this girl and I fucking blew it every time. She even asked if she could stay here for the night, which right there should of been an in, but that was the last time I saw her all night. Why the fuck does this shit happen? Why do guys always have to initiate things? She fucking knew I was interested. Fucking bitch was probably enjoying herself watching me make a fool out of myself. Damn fucking shit ass piss I need to get laid. But I also need to do that when I'm not completely wasted.

You Know Those Times...

...When you totally have a chance to score and you totally fuck it up. Yeah! FUCK ME!

Damn You, Penis!

Fucking Christ I'm horny. That girl in the blue shirt isn't helping either. She isn't having sex with me right now. So I fucked up somewhere. How is it that everyone I find attractive has a boyfriend? Those lucky assholes! This is a post calling out all those hot, single females...get your ass over here! I blame the fucking security and a crocodile named Phil!