Self-Medication

One more thing before I'm off to bed. So I haven't smoked in two weeks - or maybe more. Which is unusual for me. But it amazes me how badly my generalized anxiety and panic attacks have come back. I miss my bud (haha get it?)
Seriously, anyone who doesn't believe in the use of medical marijuana, let me give my own personal thumbs up. I know it's not great for my throat, but the juice is certainly worth the squeeze.

Incidentally I really like the phrase "is the juice worth the squeeze"
:)

Cottonmouth Out!

Kiznox...

So what you're telling me is that you think the world is flat? If you believe it is flat, you will go to your grave defending that you believe that is true. You apparently have no grasp on the concept of being wrong. You should try out for The View. You'd fit in perfectly, until Barbra Walters has you killed. I love ya, buddy, but you have to accept the fact that you can be wrong sometimes. It's not gonna kill you. Until I stick a grenade on your back and then turn around and shoot Hank for a double kill. Fuck yeah Halo 3!

I Haven't Been Around Much...

...And I'm sorry for that. I have been way too busy with work, school, and hanging out with some friends I haven't seen in a while. Sue me. So keep that in mind when I don't post as much this school year. I don't have a desk job where I can look at news stories all day (cough kiznox, rambo cough). I will try my hardest to bring you the latest happenings in this world.

In related news, Hank lost his wallet tonight. Tragic event.

In other news, we found some new patio furniture and a new coffee table. All rejoice!

750

Yeah, I got the 750th post, mother fucker! What does this mean? That means more ass for me. I just have to break up my neighbor from her unworthy boyfriend who doesn't act like a boyfriend. Once they broke up, I'll be all over that.

New Serious Medical Condition Discovered!

Late last night, I discovered a possible medical condition in our very own Kiznox. I pondered what it could possibly be all day long today. Again tonight it affected him once more. I am naming this illness Pussing Out-itis, and yes, that is a scientific term...maybe. My conclusion is that it is a very serious condition where the affected cannot stay up past midnight, even though they got at least 9 hours of sleep the night before. Further research needs to be conducted to find out the potential hazard this illness has. All I know is that this has affected Kiznox the past 2 nights now, granted he stayed up a lot later tonight. I still believe he needs our help to get over this. We need to find him a cure or he won't be able to stop pussing out. Somebody please think of the children!