This might be Heaven...

Or at least delicious.

This KFC is in Seattle. Let me know if you hear of any freebies closer to home. Also, why don't escort services do this kind of promoting? I think it would definitely boost business. Hell, I would surely enjoy a night with a free escort. That way, it isn't prostitution.

Also in random thoughts:
* I cannot get Lindsay Lohan out of my head. And yes, she is consistently nude. And yes, I know I'll never date her.
* I could totally be a negotiator at a crime scene. I just need a bullet-proof vest and a lot of leeway. Wait. No. I would suck at that.
* I want to rent/buy a video game soon. Sleeping at my parents house with my tele about 3 feet from my face begs me to hook up the 360.
* If I were a superhero, I would want to eventually be introduced in a comic book first because I want to see what kind of sweet costume Lee would give me. But in the real world, I would rock the track pants and t-shirt/hoodie. And I would be a bad ass.
* Just overheard in the office. "I've never been a numbers person. They're like, hard to remember."
* I'm pretty sure that midgets might be evil. Or at least sent by some higher evil being to wreak havoc on the world.
* And I just changed my stance on the HPV vaccine being made mandatory. Not just because of the article listed in the ClusterFuck, but mostly because of this: "Good thing we've got a vaccine. Too bad we've also got idiots that oppose the vaccine for religious reasons—hey, it says right there in the bible somewhere that if you get infected with HPV as an infant because your dad has the virus under his fingernails then you're a slut who deserves to die." ~Dan Savage.