Well, it's been about forty-some-odd days since I listed the most recent, previously unseen movies. So i have averaged about one new movie per day, but there are a few days that I didn't watch any and some that I watched as much as four! Well here goes another chronicle in my life.
Cream of the Crop:
Watchmen, Miss March, Sex Drive, Into the Wild Green Yonder, Young People Fucking, Dead Poet's Society, Eagle vs. Shark, The Fall, Coraline 3D, Employee of the Month, Planet B-Boy, Flash of Genius, There Will Be Blood, Cider House Rules
Comments: Watchmen was obviously freakin sweet, it had it all. Into the Wild... was hilarious and definitely did the end of the Futurama series proud! YPF is a series of hilarious sexual situations (including the Exes, the Friends, or the Roomates...nicey-nice). Employee of the Month is NOT the Dane Cook film, it is a story about a man who loses it and decided to shoot up his work...very funny. Eagle vs. Shark stars Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords and it illustrates just how amazing awkward love can be. The final three in that list are great if you really want some damn good drama lead by amazing casts.
Decent:
Havoc, Bottle Shock, Good Dick, Grind, W, The World's Fastest Indian, Religulous, Life, What We Do Is Secret, American Psycho, Boiler Room, Mothman Prophecies, That Thing You Do!, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Crash
Comments: The best ones out of these are: Mr. Ripley (creepy), Mothman (wake up, number 27), and American Psycho (gives new thoughts about Huey Lewis). Crash had an amazing group of actors. W definitely surprised me. It ended up getting sort of weird near the end. Havoc has Anne Hathaway's titties like 3 times. Saweeeet!
Could Have Been Better / Okay:
Pathology, The Birdcage, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Stealing Harvard, Still Waiting..., The Return of Jafar, Extreme Movie, Valkyrie, Valiant, Chapter 27, The Tale of Despereaux, Dickie Roberts Former Child Star, The Da Vinci Code, The Happening, Untraceable, Bedtime Stories
Comments: The two sequels (Jafar and Still Waiting...) severely lacked against their originals, but had their moments. The Genie is voiced by Dan Castellaneta (Homer J[ay] Simpson). Betime Stories was only PG, which showed. I thought Paul Blart was going to be hilarious, but it ended up dragging. Da Vinci Code had no subtitles when I downloaded it, so I don't really know what happened (any help?). Untraceable would have been better with a stronger ending. It was about a killer who would put his victims online in some sort of contraption and the more people visited the site, the faster the victim would die. It is a good premise, but the killer should have suffered more.
Bottom of the Barrel:
Open Season 2, An American Carol, Zoom, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Sandlot 2
Comments: BLECH! Crap! The best one out of these was Zoom with Tim Allen! The Sandlot 2 (yes, there is a second one...and a THIRD one!) was basically the same exact plot as the first one, just done shittier with different characters in a different decade.
As usual, if you have anymore questions about movies I didn't mention, I'll be happy to help. Rock and roll!
GOERG out.
PS: I also just saw Fanboys and what Hock says is correct in his earlier post.
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5 comments:
You had me at Anne Hathawys titties.
Dead Poet's Society is and will forever be, one of my all time favorite movies. I am looking forward to seeing some of these movies buddy. Thanks for the post!!
What?! Buffy the Vampire Slayer was awesome! I don't remember who played Buffy (Kristy Swanson, maybe?), but she was super fine. Her caboose was totally loose.
It had a good cast (aside from Pike) and it was so early 90s that I can forgive its flaws. Thumbs up
Thumbs down. No question.
I'll go with Hock...Buffy was hysterical. (was it supposed to be serious?) I thought that it was a great movie!
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