The Best WYR Questions (Part Three of Five)

That's right we are back for even more fun and exciting analysis of everyone's favorite theoretical question:

Would You Rather...

Get handed a $100,000 check at the beginning of every year or know everything on Wikipedia?
I don't even know if anyone would need nor want to be that smart to know everything on Wikipedia. My head might just explode and I don't think I'd be able to retain anything in day to day life. I find myself responsible when it comes to money so I trust myself to use it efficiently. If I did know everything on Wikipedia I could go on Jeopardy and other shows and get a lot of money but I'm lazy so just give me the money.

Walk a mile in someone else's shoes or be cursed to always use proverbs in the wrong context?
Well I probably would, if I ever did decide to use a proverb, use them in the wrong context. I'm cursed as a dumbass and I do think you can learn a lot about someone by walking a mile in their shoes. There are several people, friends and alike, who I would like to have a mile in their shoes, you learn so much more that way, about humanity, about other people's problems, how other's deal with problems, and the internal conflicts of others.

Have invented the slam dunk or invented beer pong?
Well if I invented the slam dunk that would mean I probably played professional basketball...snooze. I would probably be rich because I played that sport but if I invented beer pong...I could have an allegiance of college students at my beck and call! They would find new and exciting ways to play the game and I would be able to sit there on any night of the week during a college week and say "at least one thousand students are getting drunk while playing the game I invented." Sweet.

Have chicks refer to your sexual ability as "the best two minutes of my life" or "the worst two hours?"
I don't have the attention span for two hours! Satisfy her for sure, I don't care how long or short it is...although she might but if it's the best two minutes of her life then it was still good and she isn't complaining...I hope.

Only be allowed to eat soda, pizza, and french fries (but it's healthy) or continue your current diet?
Rambo Dakota does not, nor has he ever needed to, followed a diet. The three items listed in the former section of this question (soda, pizza, and french fries) could very well be considered a diet that I do follow almost religiously. If these things were healthy for me you best believe I would only be allowed to eat/drink those things.

Serve under Captain Morgan or Cap'n Crunch?
The ultimate question becomes do I want to be constantly drunk or never be hungry again? Cap'n Crunch was cool when I was little and remains cool, although his cereal is a little blah. I don't drink a lot of rum (more of a beer guy) but I think I could manage to find something to mix it with. Plus who doesn't want to just stand and say "I have a little Captain in me" while on a ship. I could be like Jack Sparrow bitches..."where is the rum?"

Know the meaning of life and not be able to tell anyone or have everyone know the meaning of life besides you?
I would be tempted to tell but knowing I couldn't and I am not someone who is going to flaunt the fact that I know something like that. I just hope that if I did know the meaning of life and I couldn't tell anyone that my actions would reflect the ability for those around me to hopefully figure that out. It would be my life to fulfill that meaning.

Get rich or die trying? (My gangsta question of the day)
Okay, if you want to die trying to do something, die trying to save a friend or family member from a burning building or taking a bullet but if you die trying to get rich that is a waste of life. Yes if you live in extreme poverty and you have nothing else to live by except to try and become "rich" then that's a different story but to get rich is an accomplishment (nine out of ten times) because you've worked hard to get it.

Never read a book for the rest of your life or have to read one book a month or you die?
I find it hard sometimes to read a book because I have the time I just never take it but reading a book, especially if you're forced to read one a month, is something everyone needs to do. It expands vocabulary, it takes your face away from the TV for a while, it takes you to a world of imagination and intimate detail, and learn how circumstances and situations can be handled without actually having to do anything. Even if those of you out there wouldn't die if you didn't read a book every month, you should do it for yourself anyway.

The "Didn't Get It" award goes to:

"Would you have sex with your grandma for a million dollars?"

Hey kiddo, way to not to know what the hell a WYR question is! As always thank you Streeter and College Humor.