Have My Prayers Been Answered

So apparently.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL'S PUBLICIST IS RUMORED TO ADMIT IN A PRESS RELEASE AT THE END OF NEXT MONTH THAT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS GAY.

For a long time, Ted Casablanca (an eonline columinst) has been referring to a gay actor he knows of as "Toothy Tile" to keep his identity a secret, and probably, to avoid being sued for slander. He will always, however, answer emails that ask if it is a certain celebrity if it is NOT him. Jake's name has remained very obviously off of this list. The list of denied actors so far?
Orlando Bloom
Will Smith
Val Kilmer
Tobey Maguire
Joaquin Phoenix
Rob Thomas
Scott Speedman
Matt Damon
Michael Vartan
Elijah Wood
Vin Deisel
Keanu Reeves
Jamie Foxx
Ben Affleck
Leo DiCaprio
Seann William Scott
Adam Brody
Ryan Cabrera
Topher Grace
Hayden Christiansen
James Franco
Chris Klein
Jared Leto
Julian McMahon
Christian Bale
Ashton Kutcher
Justin Timberlake
Tom Cruise
Zack Braff
Brandon Davis
50 Cent
Jesse Metcalf
Johnny Knoxville
Mark Wahlberg
Tobey Maguire

Rumor has it Jake was caught by cops having sex in the back of a car behind a chinese restaurant. Hot

Jake has been seen around with Day After Tomorrow costar (well... not really star, but he was in it) Austin Nichols. A lot. And what do I think? I think these pictures of them from a recent Lakers game speak for themselves:


Even if I'm not dating someone, it's usually pretty obvious from my body language if I'm interested (and even more so if they're interested back). Dead giveaway? Shoulders or knees touching.

He's only 5 years older than me. And if I become a famous opera singer... it could... conceivably... maybe... possibly happen. :)