"Malaysia’s government ordered a Tamil-language daily to immediately halt publication for a month as punishment for printing an image of Jesus Christ holding a cigarette." I think Jesus just made smoking cool again.
NO FAT CHICKS. "Young women are getting fatter but they are clueless when it comes to shedding those extra kilos."
Google joins the Dark Side of search engines. Helpful explanation involving butcher and fresh meat after the jump.
Japan making obvious leap from solar powered satellite to solar powered DEATH RAY! Pearl Harbor expecting nothing...
"Police did seize a drug pipe with marijuana residue from Robar's car and they did observe a can of keyboard cleaning spray in it, as well." Still willing to bet that no one will blame the spray for the accidents he caused. Or the fire. Damn.
Larry Craig Police Interrogation.
During his first term as President, Jefferson spent seventy-five hundred dollars—roughly a hundred and twenty thousand dollars in today’s currency—on wine.
Due to a shortage in altar boys, "Pope Benedict XVI blasted Europeans for being selfish and not having enough children."
Caught with 200 plants in your house? Probably not the best excuse: "Rowe tells First Coast News it was a science project that got out of hand."
***DO NOT READ THIS, COTTONMOUTH*** "11-year-old car-crash victim's neck was supported only by skin and tendons" Amazing recovery story after the jump.
Billboard ad upsets residents in New York City. Seriously?
McDonald's worker arrested by State Trooper Rodney Farva for "salty hamburger and not serving a liter of cola."
Kanye West proves, once again, that he is a complete asshat and the only reason anyone will remember his name is that "Gold digger" song and the eight hundred times he has played the race card.
The Beowulf preview. The good one. The one where you get to see Angelina in her entirety. Mmmm...
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