Three Things That Are Probably True if you Are Reading This:

1 - You will not cure any diseases. Never, ever. How could you? You spend too much time dicking around online. Besides, you are not smart. Or Indian. Or Asian. You're pretty much fucked on that one overall.

2 - You are bored. Like, really bored. Like, you may even attempt to read some of the news articles linked on this blog. You will not finish any of them, but you will make the futile attempt in hopes that something awesome is written in the first paragraph or two. More than likely, though, you'll just stick with the Eye Candy and wander off in sexual fantasy.

4 - You're probably wondering what happened to number 3. Well, I'll tell you: I killed 3. 3 was a bitch, and fucking annoying. So I killed it and buried it in the desert.

Enjoy!