"But we just don't know how the aircraft will perform when it enters service." Boeing set to officially unveil the new 787 Dreamliner. Sexy? Or composite-built deathtrap?
Your daily Samurai Sword attack: "Mr. Ameri says he has filed for divorce."
If this is the first line of your story: "The man walked into the bank and handed the teller a note that had a hand-drawn picture of a gun." There is no way in Hell that this should be the next line: "The teller gave the man an undisclosed amount of money." Because paper bullet paper cuts fucking hurt.
This is why men who treat women like shit always get laid: "Man Arrested After Telling Women They Were 'Extremely Beautiful'"
Elbow grease, good old-fashioned know how, and a shit ton of Styrofoam = Double-wide saving Texan. Mobile home now reachable only by boat.
Shark attack! To be fair, the kid's name is Chaz and probably deserved it.
"He used Kathrin for sex and Finja to do the shopping and pay for it, while Leonie gave him money to travel on holidays to Mallorca and Sylt (a popular German tourist island)." This is why I want to be a Therapist.
After all these years, the NAACP declares the racist term, "N*gger", Dead. (and no, they have yet to figure out that Colored People is offensive) And they are having a Funeral. Seriously. Its in Detroit. On Monday. Wear a black ribbon.
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