"More than 100 motorists complained that the signs, which included a no entry sign, a one-way sign and a mini roundabout sign - none of which applied to the road in question in Ashford, Kent - had caused at least 12 minor accidents." Awesome.
Surgeon General...a robot in disguise? Bush administration Puppet? Pussy?
It might be crazy as hell, but you have got to give Aaron Eckhart credit. "Why do you want to put a clothespin on your nuts?’ You know why? Because that’s what I do for a living.” (second section down)
The only time the a shitty day will ever be saved by, well, Shit. Fire put out with poo, saving man's life.
"Jury duty excuse: I'm a racist, homophobic liar"
Apparently not content with just pissing off the Jewish population, Benedict XVI decides to take a verbal crap on everyone else. Now an equal opportunity offender. "Pope: Other Christians not true churches"
In other ridicuous religions: "He's married and has full-time work. I think you'll see this is a blip on the radar screen." Said the lawyer of 19 year old convicted of sex with 13 year old. If your first thought was polygamist, you win a prize.
Texas family guarantees to fuck up daughter and make her a spoiled bitch for the rest of her shitty life. Twat family sues school district when girl cut from cheerleading squad. Doesn't realize what TRYOUTS are.
Canada, I am so sorry about everything I ever said about you. How about some make-up sex and a joint? Yeah, baby. You know how Poppa likes it.
Reason #986 to always carry condoms. Always.
Headline: "No Jail Time For Man Arrested In Captain America Costume". No shit, he's Captain Fucking America.
"Students Trade Bibles for Porn", win my heart, become my hero, make this guy want to move to San Antonio. Sexy.
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