Party Fouls...

The following is a list of wretched Party Fouls. Why? Why the hell not? It seems that these should really be on paper. Or some sort of written list. Also, feel free to add to the list.

* Improper Keg Tapping.
* Knocking over someone else's beer.
* Knocking over your beer.
* Drinking someone else's beer, you Fucking moocher.
* Not paying attention during beer pong.
* Playing really shitty music.
* Throwing up anywhere but the desired toilet, or outdoor foliage.
* Falling asleep first.
* Not understanding that hooking-up at a party does not dictate any further relationship, nor should it be expected that either party knows the others name.
* Breaking shit. Unless its hilarious. Like, "milk-out-the-nose" hilarious. Also, it must be replaced.
* Thievery. Unacceptable. Unless, of course, it is hilarious. And not just "milk-out-the-nose" hilarious. No. I mean "Oh crap, I just pissed myself from laughing so hard" hilarious. That is hard to do. Punishments are severe.

Well, thats it for the moment. I was absolutely sure that I would have more than that, but these should cover the basics.