Genius bolts A/C unit to car. Fuckin' Genius.
Having realized how stupid most Floridians are, jellyfish attacking beachgoers in New Smyrna Beach. Suck it, Floridians.
Ahem.."An alcoholic nine-year-old boy has become Victoria's youngest prisoner." Seriously, "Authorities are working to cure him of alcoholism and prevent him from criminal acts"
"She was found guilty of the July 3 offense and given a $1,050 civil fee on top of a judge-imposed $100 fine and court costs." She also had thought she was in labor when she was pulled over for speeding. Yeah, that sounds right.
Pet detective saves dying dog from overheated car, handcuffs owner to it, takes dog to hospital. Owner gets beaten by crowd. Suck it, animal abuser.
Sticking with Movie news: Chris Nolan all set to direct "The Prisoner" after finishing the next Batman movie, while "Thor" gets the Green Light and will be written by Mark Protosevich.
In news that is coming pregnancy scars and 5 years too late, "Britney Spears Desperate to do Playboy". Say it ain't so, Hugh. Say it ain't so.
In "Oh Thats Where My Tax Dollars Are Going" news, an official Army report on ESP in dogs, cats, and pigeons. Yup, it was the '50s.
Moody friends. Drama queens. Your life? Nope! - their life, your story.
Play Sims Stories at Yahoo! Games.

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