This is the greatest birth control and elderly woman team up ever. "I felt sorry for her. Maybe she doesn't know that she could get a patch and not have a kid for five years," Stevens said. Why the hell wouldnt you want her on your bus?
It seems that England may be the only country in the world, in fact, to indulge in ginger-baiting.
Old man fucking youngish woman goes ballistic when youngish woman fucks not-as-old man. If you guessed Florida, you win.
"The trip to see pop music stars including Akon, Rihanna and Hilary Duff perform was intended to be a family celebration of Crystal's eighth-grade graduation." Is anybody really surprised that this is what it leads to: "I am disgusted they would promote sex and drugs to a 12-year-old." (with ugly family photo hilarity)
159$ Speeding ticket. Do you pay the fine, or blow the cop, miss your court date, and still pay the fine?
"Do not under any circumstances make any attempt on this land. We will not accept any tomfoolery by any criminal element, be it federal, state or local," Ed Brown continued, "We either walk out of here free or we die." Making this the ballsiest statement of the day. Good luck, nut-job tax-evaders.
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