"Mr. President, I know immigration has been a big problem in the U.S. And what is your next step with the immigration bill?" Asks 13 year old Jessica Hackerd. How does the president with the lowest approval rating since Nixon respond? "Mr. Bush's sarcastic reply -- a wry "yeah, thanks" -- drew laughter from the crowd of 400." If you guessed: Like and asshole. You win."Nobel Peace Prize winner Betty Williams of Ireland apologized Thursday after telling a Dallas audience a day earlier that she “could kill George Bush.” Audio of the speech included. Listen. It is worth a listen to see how poorly out of context this has been taken.
Betty Williams could have done worse. I mean, she could have leaked the name of a CIA operative, lied about it, commuted the sentence given to the person who did the dirty work for you, then pretty much told the press to Fuck Off when you finally decide to admit it. Yeah, thats the ticket.
Hey White House, Fuck You and Your Executive Privilege Bullshit. Yeah, Your Aides have to Testify according to the Subpoena. Dumbass.
"Florida State Rep. Bob Allen—conservative Republican, married man, father of one, and campaigner against public lewdness and sexual predators—is an oral bottom who lewdly preys on police officers in public restrooms." I had my own interesting thing to say about this, but Dan Savage kicked my ass on the quips. And the Police Report, which is hilarious, can be found here.
Little girl sees grandfather get crushed under car while she sits inside. Police interrogate child, head to her home, arrest parents for possession of marijuana. Yeah, thats pretty much how I would handle it.
Leave it to the Germans to find a way to suck the liquid out of alcohol. "Add the powder to cold water, and consumers have an alcoholic drink containing either vodka or rum."
Naughty, bad, gross teacher-has-sex-with-student story.
Study done to figure out why men have a tendency to drive with one hand and women with two. Study finds men "think the car is part of them." No where in the stats does it mention that men might just be touching themselves.
"I needed to make my own job, so I thought I'd go around and clean the streets," If we had a Hero tag, it would go here.
Yeah, the ClusterFuck was pretty big today. And yes, there was a ton of George on it. But really, what the hell else was I going to do?
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