Hey Rambo!

You totally skipped some of the best WYRs this week. I'll fill them in:

First of all, Would you rather...


Slap a baby or punch a 9 year old?

Can I pick both as long as I won't get in trouble?


Be poor or be insane?

A real toughie... It depends how insane we're talking. If you mean "the kind of insanity that breeds genius" a la da Vinci, I'm there. Otherwise I'd rather be poor, and that's what I'll probably be.


Listen to the song "Sweet Home Alabama" 100 times a day for the rest of your life, or watch the Reese Witherspoon movie "Sweet Home Alabama" 10 times a day for the rest of your life?

I choose secret option 3: Kill myself. Unless I can watch Sweet Home Alabama with no sound and different music playing.


Eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?

EWWWWW!!! Pubic telephones?! OH! Nevermind. Yeah I'll lick the public telephones no prob.


Fall asleep in all your classes, or never be able to fall asleep in class?

Eh, I'll take the latter. Learning is good.


Be stung by a scorpion or bitten by a snake?

Neither sounds at all pleasant, but as long as we're talking non fatal, I'd say the snake. Arachnids are way scarier.