Fall TV Preview

Thanks to the Detroit News this morning, The Daily Clusterfuck proudly brings you the days that you're favorite TV shows will begin this Fall. So much for fresh air and sunshine...

Monday, September 17th:
Deal or No Deal (8pm on NBC): Host Howie Mandel returns and Donald Trump sits in for the banker on the season premiere
Prison Break (8pm on Fox): Michael is set to break out of a new prison...in Panama

Wednesday, September 19th:
Back to You (8pm on Fox): Patricia Heaton and Kelsey Grammar are two TV anchors
Gossip Girl (9pm on the CW): Described as "Sex and the City" for teens, by the creator of "The O.C."

Thursday, September 20th:
Survivor: China (8pm on CBS): I know...another one.

Sunday, September 23rd:
The Simpsons (8pm on Fox): Season number 19!
Family Guy (9pm on Fox): More hilarity to ensue I'm sure

Monday, September 24th:
Chuck (8pm on NBC): Apparently a must-see about a nerd who reads a subliminally enhanced email full of top secrets and becomes a government source next.
Heroes (9pm on NBC): New heroes and where did Peter, Nathan, and Hiro land?

Tuesday, September 25th:
House (9pm on Fox): My favorite TV show of all time returns...are the other docs coming back?

Wednesday, September 26th:
Bionic Woman (9pm on NBC): Supposedly more technological than the first, but not as good.
Dirty Sexy Money (10pm on ABC): Peter Krause and Donald Sutherland and manipulative lawyer families...score.

Thursday, September 27th:
Smallville (8pm on the CW): Superhero goodness.
Grey's Anatomy (9pm on ABC): Everyone loves this show...I don't watch it but you probably do.
The Office (9pm on NBC): Another one I don't watch but you probably do.
Big Shots (10pm on ABC): Dylan McDermott and friends bitch about everything...let's see what.

Sunday, September 30th:
American Dad (9:30pm on Fox): Political humor is back.
Desperate Housewives (9pm on ABC): Did Edie (Nicollette Sheridan) actually kill herself?

Tuesday, October 2nd:
Cavemen (8pm on ABC): Yes, the Geico cavemen...I know...get the drugs.

Thursday, October 4th:
30 Rock (8:30pm on NBC): Alec Baldwin is back...probably saved the show eh?

Friday, October 5th:
Friday Night Lights (10pm on NBC): I like the show, but I'm surprised they brought it back...and why bother in this time slot?

Thursday, October 25th:
Scrubs (9:30pm on NBC): Seventh and final season has shortened number of episodes.