Saturday, October 25, 2008

My future (I mean skin) is so bright, I need shades.

Here is another installment of "Why GOERG needs to get a life..."

I will introduce a rating system for this one because if I do it like the other lists then I bore myself. So....

! - Highly Recommend
@ - Decent
$ - See it, but only intoxicated.
# - Meh. So-So.
? - Why would you see this crap?
And we're off (in order of watching them),

PCU (#), Monkeybone (?), Orgazmo (!!!), Being John Malkovich (!), The TV Set (!), Sahara (#), Magnolia (? or $, it drug on for three fuckin' hours), Escanaba in da Moonlight (#), The Sasquatch Dumpling Gang (!), No Reservations (@), Burn After Reading (!), Swingers (!), Just Add Water (!), Little Black Book (?), Pi (?, confusing shit), Driving Lessons (#), Serendipity (@, for a chick flick), Arsenic and Old Lace (#), Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (!!!), Proof (@), The Nines (!), Go (!), The Wackness (!!!), Bottle Rocket (#, boring), The Big Bounce (@), College (#, could have been better), Henry Poole is Here (!), Bongwater ($$), Thunderpants (????????, easily the worst movie ever made), Art School Confidential (!), The Rocker (!), Kung Fu Panda (!), 10 Items or Less (#), The Moguls (!), License to Wed (@), Van Wilder 2: Rise of Taj ($), Fred Claus (!), Cheats (#), The Incredible Hulk (@, Ed Notron version), The Virgin Suicides (@, totally fucked up but worth a watch), Virgin Territory (?), Foot Fist Way (?), Birds of America (!!), The Pacifier (??), Wristcutters: A Love Story (@), Definitely Maybe (@-!), Home Fries (?), Alfie (@), Inside Man (!), and finally...The Bone Collector (!)

And that makes fifty movies (roughly 85 hours of wasted time). Per usual, any questions about these movies, feel free to ask...I remember most of them.

Peace amphibians,

G-O-E-R-G

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