Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Ahem...

Surprisingly enough, I am near a computer today that allows me to view our wonderful and amazing blog.

So...

Cottonmouth:
I think these ... are pretty. Thats why. Also, It makes me feel like each post is the beginning of its own story. I know, most stories dont begin like that, but I think of it like that cheesey ripple effect that you see in Saved by the Bell when anybody does a flashback or daydreams. And that is how I view each post. It is like its own daydream, its own dream state that takes me away from everything else and allows me to focus on only one thing, if only for a moment. And they are pretty.

Rambo: Michigan football sucks and I'll bet just about anything that the running back gets hurt or develops a drug problem or joins the Nation of Islam. Go Green. Go White.

Hock: Yeah, you beat me to a couple of things. Yeah, you win. I do, at least, put up some damn awesome things. So there. I cannot tell what is going up unless I can see the blog. Cut me a little slack. Jesus hates when you dont cut me a little slack. Do you want to make Jesus cry?

All: So I have some slight concerns about the layout and color scheme of this whole shenanigan. Any ideas? I think that the red/black motif is a little aggressive to the eyes. I'm not saying we should be going for a ridiculous eggshell white, but something a bit more soothing might be in order.

No One In Particular: Tonight is my last night of Softball. I already had my own special highlite with that in the park grand slam, but I am hoping for at least a solid base hit and a chance to run across home plate tonight. That would be amazing. 610 on Diamond 4 if you are interested.

In other news:

More college football news

It has been announced, just when you thought college football couldn't get any better...it has. As you've seen recently from my post about the University of Michigan getting McGuffie...I am a college football enthusiast and a U of M diehard. As a U of M diehard fan it is my pleasure to also announce that the rivalry against Notre Dame will continue beyond 2011!
 
There was a period where, had they not reached an agreement between the schools, U of M and Notre Dame would have replaced each other with another team annually with home and home games over the years (Notre Dame had nearly committed to play Oklahoma). That does not need to happen now as U of M and Notre Dame have reached an agreement until 2031. At this rate they will be playing the old rivalry, which is always a day to remember in college football, for a long time to come.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Quote of the Day...

"If you had a chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, would you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he was awesome, but you would, right?"
 
 — Cartman in Episode: "Make Love, Not Warcraft"


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Getting enough Simpsons?

The Simpsons
 
In case you havent, the AV club has several wonderful articles.
 
The Simpsons Vs Civilization: Why Springfields First Family is Mankinds Greatest Achievement
 
The Simpsons as Krusty the Clown: The Strangest Simpson Products
 
Inventory: 15 Simpsons Moments That Perfectly Captured Their Eras
 
Crosstalk: Is it Time for The Simpsons to Call it a Day?
 
As for me: I have always been a fan of The Simpsons, however I cannot recall watching much of them post the ball-drop of 2000. I dont think that the show is bad, nor do I think that it is not worth watching. The problem is simply that I am growing tired of the yellow family. Each of the characters seems to have stopped growing, maturing, becoming more than they initially were. As far as I am concerned, if The Simpsons are going to continue to be the stapel of the Fox Sunday night line up, they need to grow up. Literally. The only fresh idea I can see for this family is Bart spending some time in High School, Lisa skipping a bunch of grades and moving on to hire education, Marge having a complete meltdown/mid-life crisis, Homer aging terribly, Grandpa dying, and Maggie saying more than "da da" and "sequel".
 
Not that I do not enjoy them, but I have come to think of this cartoon family more like I think of Tiramisu: Great in small doses, but I dont need diabetes.


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Not that I condone the use of Marijuana...

Wait. Yeah I do. I totally fucking do.
 
And because I do, here is some rather interesting information brought to you by and ex-narcotics officer turned pro-pot crusader. (Thanks, Radar)
 
"The war on drugs is an utterly losing proposition," he tells Radar. "We caused more harm breaking up families to put non-violent drug offenders in jail than the drugs ever did. And for what? To eradicate 1/10th of a percent of drugs on the street."
 
And here is the Kicker:
 
• Hiding your drugs in food is also a wise move. The mixed smells will throw off a dog.
 
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• DO NOT put any of the following on your vehicle, they're red flags: D.A.R.E. stickers, Jesus Fish, your Kappa Sig frat sticker, or Vietnam vet stickers.
 
Suck it, Jesus Fish.
 
Also, Stoners Vs Six-Year-Olds. Amazing.
 
And if that doesnt quite do it for you, and you want just a bit more info on the po-po in general....check out this biznatch.


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OMIGOD, OMIGOD, OMIGOD.

 
Scarlett Johansson Is going to play Jenna Jameson in an X-rated Biopic called, "ALL OF MY DREAMS CAME TRUE".


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You know you're not getting enough play when...

Howard the Duck
 
Howard the Duck can make Lea Thompson...
 
 
Swoon in less than 120 minutes.
 
Right, Rambo?


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American Graffiti...

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Today in History...

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James Riddle "Jimmy" Hoffa (February 14, 1913, disappeared July 30, 1975, date of death unknown) was an American labor leader, and criminal convict. As the president of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters from the mid-1950s to the mid-1960s, Hoffa wielded considerable influence. After his conviction, he served nearly a decade in prison. He is also well-known in popular culture for the mysterious circumstances surrounding his unexplained disappearance and presumed death. His son James P. Hoffa is the current president of the Teamsters.
 
In 1964, Hoffa was convicted of attempted bribery of a grand juror and jailed for 15 years. On December 23, 1971,[1], however, he was released when Republican President Richard Nixon commuted his sentence to time served on the condition he not participate in union activities for 10 years. Hoffa was planning to sue to invalidate that restriction in order to reassert his power over the Teamsters when he disappeared at 2:30 pm on July 30, 1975, from the parking lot of the Machus Red Fox Restaurant in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit. He had been due to meet two Mafia leaders, Anthony "Tony Jack" Giacalone from Detroit and Anthony "Tony Pro" Provenzano from Union City, New Jersey and New York City.


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Eye Candy of the Day...

Temptress, Jakki Degg Art Print

The Daily ClusterFuck...

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Japanese Politics and the Revenge of the Middle Classes
 
Steve Martin got married. In other news, Steve Martin is still alive.
 
Bill Gates is stepping down from Microsoft. Or so it seems. So it goes.
 
Paris Hilton had a 60$ million inheritance coming to her, "But the 79-year-old considered her 23-day sentence last month the last straw." Oops.
 
Oh, I get it...Iran is enriching uranium for electrical power. Wait, where are the power stations?
 
Hillary Clinton is a giant douchebag with nasty cleavage. Oh, and she doesn't want you to talk about her low hanging breasts.
 
"Would-Be Rapist Foiled by Chatty Victim Until 911 Call Can Be Made"


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Pat Tillman...

Army Ranger, Atheist, Murdered.
 
"I thought I was praying to myself, but I guess he heard me," Sgt. Bryan O'Neal recalled in an interview Saturday with The Associated Press. "He said something like, 'Hey, O'Neal, why are you praying? God can't help us now."'


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So, Kiznox...

I don't know if this has been brought up before...

but...

what's with all the ellipses in all of your post titles?

...

I eagerly await reply...

:)

Quote of the Day


"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle


This is one of my favorite quotes. It can be applied in so many different ways, and it's what I truly wish everyone in the world knew.

GO BLUE!

The University of Michigan has hit the Running Back Jackpot! Announced last night after seemingly weeks of speculation Texas Cy-Fair RB Sam McGuffie has announced that he has committed to the University of Michigan. Watching some of the videos of this RB has truly astounded me and has given me EVEN MORE reason to fully enjoy college football and, more specifically, U of M football. There are multiple highlight reels out there for you to look in awe at. He is one of the fastest guys I have seen, he can juke and spin, and he now will wear the ever recognizable Maize n' Blue.

"I went to the University of Michigan a couple weeks ago and you know, I fell in love with it. The coaches--Coach Jackson--and the running back staff, and all the Michigan Wolverines. It's just a place where I can come in as a freshman and be an impact player."

McGruffie has only been given 4 stars by Rivals and Scout, but many feel that is because he is white..."Wow" is the only word that comes to mind with that. Honestly, can this be true? I know we haven't seen a lot of great running backs in history be white but for God's sake! The kid is 6 feet, 188 pounds, ran the 40 in 4.32, can bench 355 pounds and carried the ball his senior year 358 times for 3,121 yards and 43 touchdowns! What more can you say? However, he's white so there is no way he can be THAT good. When it's all said and done who honestly cares though. Those who victimize him with these comments are not looking at his potential and what he truly means to true Michigan fans like myself and those who crowd into Michigan Stadium every home game. I am excited to see this kid smash through the line or outrun a linebacker to the sideline and then turn on the jets. I will be sad to see Mike Hart leave after this year but I am very confident his position is well taken care of.

Somebody Please Explain this to me...

 
The Lost Girls Series by Alan Moore and Melinda Gebbie.
 
What the fuck good is cartoon semi-porn if it is not drawn as well as it could be and looks more like a nightmarish mind-fuck than anything else?

Damn you, Comic Con!


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I have a response...

To the supremely surprising political posts by Rambo and Cottonmouth, however I will not be posting it tonight. I have spent a great deal of time working on an article to continue the discussion, however tonight is not the time.
 
Why? Why would I wait to unleash an article of such importance?
 
Because the issue is so important to me. Because I want to make sure that everything is fact-checked and well written. Because when I get tired this late at night, (lets face it, without beer my bed time would be 12am) I have a tendency to curse and react, rather than think things through thoroughly.
 
So I will leave you with this: I applaud that this issue has been brought up by my fellow bloggers. It is extremely nice to read and see that you guys have an opinion about such things.

Just do it more often.


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This Really Irks Me...Like, A Lot

So, I don't smoke [cigarettes]. Like ever. Smoking them makes me want to rip out my esophagus and strangle myself to death with it. But I am very lenient when it comes to my friends smoking, especially in my car. I let my friends smoke in my car, as long as they try to keep most of it outside and try not to burn anything (burn it and buy it sort of thing). Ok, I'm fine with that. I just find it very rude that when some of my friends smoke in my car they roll up the window while blowing out the last bit of smoke. THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE! I don't know if they can smell cigarette smoke anymore, but I can smell it like it's being blasted straight into my nostrils. So please, if you have an ounce of kindness in your body, keep the fucking window rolled down until the fucking smell is out of my car!

Its like Christmas, Only Better...

garage
 
"Their manufacturing plans are modest — maybe 20 or so cars a year. But it would be quite a comeback for a car that was given up for dead more than a quarter of a century ago."
Futurama comeback finalized as 4 DVD movies, (16 episodes) to be aired on Comedy Central.
 
OMIGOD. OMIGOD. OMIGOD. IRON MAN TRAILER FROM COMIC CON. OMIGOD. OMIGOD. OMIGOD.


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The Daily ClusterFuck...

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If you guessed, Lindsay Lohan, You Win! Lawyery-advice here.
 
Stupid Can be fixed!
 
Ahem..."Beds are beds, but Tempur-Pedic will help you fuck a hooker while your wife is sound asleep with a glass of wine."
 
Only in the Lone Star State: "Creationist to Head Texas School Board." God 1, Darwin 0.
 
Sixty days for Masturbating? Worth it.
 
Astronauts work at NASA, right? And these people are smart, right? So then its totally cool that they get all shit-faced before launch. Right?
 
 
Is it bad that I want to label this Awesome? "Crow flies into electricity cable, bursts into flames and hurtles into haystack which catches fire, spreading blaze to entire field."
 
Omigod. Its a funny story Wet Dream!
 
Iran admits it has enough centrifuges to make a nuclear bomb, but insists it would never use one, because that would be suicide. Ahem...BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SUICIDE. (and if none of you get that, then I might have to commit suicide)
 
You want proof the War on Drugs is a FUCKING WASTE OF TIME? Here ya go.
 
Man Sues McDonalds for 13 cents. China is just fucking weird.
 
Sheik delays flight for three hours after finding out three of his female relatives were seated next to men they didn't know. The flight was eventually cleared for takeoff after airline personnel kicked the Sheik off the plane. Suck it, Qatar.
 
Thats the news. Thats the news. Thats the news.
 
I need a cigarette.


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Sunday, July 29, 2007

American Graffiti...


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Best Police Chase Ever...

Scooter rider is followed by a police van over Newport Bridge
 
 
Of All Time. EVER.


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Today in History...

"I am deeply hurt by your calling me a wemon(Woman) hater. I am not. But I am a monster. I am the "Son of Sam." I am a little brat. When father Sam gets drunk he gets mean. He beats his family. Sometimes he ties me up to the back of the house. Other times he locks me in the garage. Sam loves to drink blood. "Go out and kill," commands father Sam. Behind our house some rest. Mostly young -- raped and slaughtered -- their blood drained -- just bones now. Papa Sam keeps me locked in the attic too. I can't get out but I look out the attic window and watch the world go by. I feel like an outsider. I am on a different wavelength then everybody else -- programmed too kill. However, to stop me you must kill me. Attention all police: Shoot me first -- shoot to kill or else keep out of my way or you will die! Papa Sam is old now. He needs some blood to preserve his youth. He has had too many heart attacks. "Ugh, me hoot, it hurts, sonny boy." I miss my pretty princess most of all. She's resting in our ladies house. But I'll see her soon. I am the "Monster" -- "Beelzebub" -- the chubby behemouth. I love to hunt. Prowling the streets looking for fair game -- tasty meat. The wemon of Queens are prettyist of all. It must be the water they drink. I live for the hunt -- my life. Blood for papa. Mr. Borrelli, sir, I don't want to kill anymore. No sur, no more but I must, 'honour thy father.' I want to make love to the world. I love people. I don't belong on earth. Return me to yahoos. To the people of Queens, I love you. And I want to wish all of you a happy Easter. May God bless you in this life and in the next. And for now I say goodbye and goodnight. Police: Let me haunt you with these words: I'll be back! I'll be back! To be interpreted as - bang bang bang, bank, bang - ugh!!

Yours in murder,
Mr. Monster"

In the evening of July 29, 1976, Donna Lauria, 18, and Jody Valenti, 19, were both shot as they sat inside a car parked on the street outside Lauria's apartment in the Bronx.

The Summer of Sam had begun.

Looking forward to this...

Dimension Films' Halloween - 2007
I know what many of you may be thinking...who cares it's just gonna be another shitty scary movie. I honestly don't know if I believe that. Granted I have not become too fond of Rob Zombie's other works ( e.g. House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects) but this seems to be different. It will come as no surprise when I say that Rob Zombie has made some "different" types of music, not all bad but not all good either. However, he has stated that he wants to go into great depth about a lot of aspects of Michael Myers life and how he became this killer, why he's really looking for his sister Laurie, how he came to get the mask, how he broke out of the institution, and to show what a true psychopath really is. I am very intrigued to get an in depth look at the life and times of this fictional murderer. The original Halloween in 1978 was a classic in it's own right and Zombie has said that he will not simply re-do the original movie...he will re-imagine it.There is quite a bit of character development that could be done for Myers and I think Zombie has what it takes to truly bring out something truly fascinating...and come on, who doesn't want to see just what's going on in the head of the man in the white mask? I'm also interested to see how Zombie handles the family situation as the movie will begin with Myers as a young child when he murders his family and move onto his being committed to Dr. Loomis' institution and his subsequent stalking of his sister Laurie.
Here is the synopsis courtesy of our friends at Wikipedia:
In a small and quiet Illinois town called Haddonfield, lived a young boy, Michael Myers, and his family. And if everyone in the Myers' house was quite odd, Michael was without any doubt the weirdest. On Halloween night, 10-year-old Michael savagely murdered his family : he stabbed his elder sister Judith and beat his mother's boyfriend to death with a bat. He was eventually committed to a psychiatric hospital,leaving behind the only person he ever loved and cared for : Laurie, his baby sister. For years, Dr. Sam Loomis tried to cure him, realizing soon it was hopeless, that Michael was pure evil and nothing would change about it. Then arrives another October. Michael is now 27 years old, the former fair-haired kid became a huge man... A 6'10-tall killing machine who escapes and goes back home. Back to Haddonfield. Back to Laurie. Now, all he needs for trick or treat with his baby sister is a sharp kitchen knife, a pair of mechanics' coveralls and an old white-faced mask. And this time, Halloween can really begin.
Interested? You don't have to wait long. The movie releases in the U.S. on August 31, 2007. Check out the movie's website for some kickass looking photos from the movie and the trailer is there as well.

Eye Candy of the Day...



Brought to you by Natalie Gulbis, who won her First LPGA event today. Congrats, Hotty McHotface.

Quote of the Day...

"To live is to solve problems. That's the definition of everything… Leaves are stretching out for light because that's their problem… Ants move dirt because that's their problem… Flowers are bright not for lovers, but because they have problems…."

~Written by Charles Mudede for the Movie, Police Beat

My Desk is Not Your Office...

My desk space is, quite literally, MY DESK SPACE. I am very protective of my personal space and do not enjoy when it is invaded by anyone. I take this as a personal insult. If I can hear the breath coming out of your nostrils, see the pores on your skin, feel any breeze cross my body because of your movements, then you are way too fucking close. It would be prudent for you to ask if you may use a small (and I do mean small-minuscule-tiny-ency weensy) portion of said desk to quickly write something down on a piece of paper. However. My Pen is not yours to borrow. I do not trust that you have washed your hands in the last 60 seconds, let alone at any point throughout the day. I feel safe to assume that anyone that Looks like they do not wash after dropping a wreaking load in a toilet Does Not follow through on any Fast-food joint's urgings that Employee's Wash Hands before returning to Work. Yes, they are there for the employees, but do not think for a second that they are not there to guilt you into being hygienic.

To Clarify: Stay away from my desk you cheese-smelling-dirt-covered-heavy-breathing-stiff-necked-monkey-nut-piss-drinking-liver-lipped-fuck.

The paper, however, is pretty much free to anyone who wants it.

Damn You, Frustration!

The thing I hate about working very closely to a bunch of girls around my age is that I want to have sex with a lot of them. Especially one that I found out likes The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, video games, drinking, and everything else I want in a girl...and she's hot, to boot. Holy hell I need some sexin'!


So, after that, I leave you with this:
From Maxim:



















I hope she's the next Bond girl. Oh please, God, let this happen!

Its Letters like this...

That make me want to work for The Stranger:

"Dear Mr. Editor,

Can I please ask everyone to please desist in putting on good 21+ concerts in the Seattle area? I think I speak for the entire under 21 crowd when I say it's just getting really annoying not being able to go and see my favorite band because you feel the need to get drunk while you rock out. Seriously, is booze really important enough to you people for you to deny the amazing memories of a Clap Your Hands Say Yeah concert ON HIS BIRTHDAY to a 14-year-old-boy? Why don't you just order a vodka and children's tears at your 21+ Brian Jonestown Massacre concert? Because otherwise mine will just go to waste.

Thank you for hearing out my request,

Preston, 14"

My absolute favorite part? Vodka and children's tears. Expect me to start incorporating it into my everyday life. Bitches.

What Makes a Good Band?

In my humble opinion...

What I've realized about bands who I love, and whose live shows rock, is that one strict pattern emerges for me: I like bands that write great albums, that are always different from their last, and yet when you listen to them in concert they can tie every song together in a different way so that the music sounds no less cohesive and consistent.

All of the bands (who I've seen or heard live) in my top 10(11) list are like this. And that is just so damn impressive to me.

Bar Talk: Top 10 Favorite Bands of All Time

OK I know I'm way late but... I'm bored

Honorable Mentions
(To clarify this, I think all of these bands are amazing, but I'm reserving the top 10 for bands that I know most/all of their music and that I listen to continuously)
in no particular order:
The Beatles
Pink Floyd
Queen
Gorillaz
BT
Smashing Pumpkins
Silverchair
Minus the Bear
Ben Folds Five
Elliot Smith
Rufus Wainwright
Count Zero
(I know there's a lot, shut up!)

And NOW
the top 10





#11 Brand New - WHAT?! Mark's not allowed to do a top 11 is he?!?!?! Well here's the deal - in honesty, I listen to #11 more than I do #10 because I truly am a child of the nineties, but I strongly believe #10 is a better band. So that's how I justify it. Anyway...

#11 Brand New - I don't venture into the emo realm very often, but Brand New is a notable exception. Their lyrical ability shines on the band's second release, Deja Entendu, which proved that emo doesn't all have to be about crying over a break-up. Some song subjects range from a guy seducing a drunk girl in the wonderfully creepy "Me vs Maradona vs Elvis", to the loss of innocence in "Sic Transit Gloria: Glory Fades". Especially notable is their ability to write varied, accessible music. They're just an overall great band.
Favorite Song: Okay, I Believe You But My Tommy Gun Don't

#10 Led Zepplin - Hearing live recordings of them is just unbelievable. Their music defined a generation and influenced probably thousands of musicians afterwards. Never since Led Zepplin can we truly say that we gave the world rock gods. They weren't afraid to push the envelope, with songs ranging from the slow, introspective "No Quarter" to the epic "Achilles Last Stand" to the bluesy "Dazed and Confused. They could do it all - and that's exactly what they did.
Favorite Song: Kashmir

#9 Beck - From the moment I heard his first popular single, the mopey "Loser", I knew I would be a fan. Beck's music is everywhere, used as transition music on radio stations, in television specials, commercials - and the best part about that? His music has not suffered for commercial success. His singles are staples on most major radio stations, like "Where It's At", "The New Pollution", "Sexx Laws", "Beautiful Way", "E-Pro", "Devil's Haircut" - and the list goes on and on. Able to produce incresingly unique albums, while still keeping his trademark sound, Beck is liable to be around for a while. Also he uses crazy puppets in his live show. It is nuts.
Favorite Song: Get Real Paid

#8 The Mars Volta - This band is basically what you get when you combine punk, psychadelic, progressive rock, and a complete loss of grip on reality. Despite the difficult time one has understanding their lyrics (seeing as how they speak a mixed-up, schizophrenic version of English), their albums are always thought provoking, and follow a concept that people devote entire websites to translating from Mars Volta-speak to normal English. Having seen them live, they know how to put on a great show, love to jam and use obscene numbers of people to participate in the dense music making.
Favorite Song: Viscera Eyes

#7 DJ Shadow - Trip-Hop legend DJ Shadow is a force to behold when you see him live - emplosive and trippy images accompany his unbelievable turntable abilities. He is able to seamlessly integrate portions from certain tracks into others to give each live show a complete unique sound. Everything he attaches his name to is thought out from the first second to the last, and it's impossible to hear his music and not want to dance. I also include UNKLE's first album under this number, because 90% of it is courtesy of Shadow.
Favorite Song: The Number Song

#6 Nine Inch Nails - It is almost unfair for me to put this band on this list considering I only got into them less than a week ago, but it's honestly like this band is an addiction of mine. I have already bought three albums, and plan to buy the others soon. Every dark, grinding, emotional song gets into my head so intensely that I feel like my thoughts sound differently now. The music is so beautiful in its own unique way. Trent Reznor's ability to create a cohesive album is unparalleled, and I think that "The Downward Spiral" and "The Fragile" are the greatest concept albums I've ever heard. Bonus points for sheer musicality, using rhythms and tone colors Stravinsky would have envied. Give me a few months and this band may even move up a few spots...
Favorite Song: The Fragile

#5 Umphrey's McGee - In my opinion, the undisputed kings of the jam music scene. With hundreds of songs in their repertoire of original material, and another couple hundred covers, of everything from the Beatles to Toto to Smashing Pumpkins. They tour pretty much constantly throughtout the year, generally playing two to four hours of sweeping jams and mind-boggling guitar solos. They never play the same show twice, and every show is a completely different experience to the listener. Their studio albums, though underappreciated compared to their live act, are all tight and varied, with a great usage of the benefits of the studio.
Favorite Song: Bright Lights, Big City

#4 311 - Another band you just can't help but dance to. Their live show is awesome, their music is fun and funny, and every track across their eight major albums is amazing, and they have experienced basically no dip in popularity since their first big release almost fifteen years ago. Their singles are known my pretty much everyone everywhere, and they are known for their catchy infectious riffs. Can't wait to see them in a few weeks!
Favorite Song: Omaha Stylee

#3 Incubus - Another band on my list which went through a big change throughout their career, from their Primus-inspired roots to the pop-rock stardom they've achieved today. Incubus became a household name after their release of the single "Pardon Me", and since then have been dominating alternative radio stations with each release. The concert we attanded last thursday was absolutely unbelievable, busting out basically whatever they wanted from their whole career, including some amazing, guitar heavy songs from "A Crow Left of the Murder" along with their new favorites "Anna Molly" and "Dig". Brandon Boyd sings like an angel and is also hot as hell and likes to take his shirt off. :)
Favorite Song: Just a Phase

#2 Muse - Finally having shucked the critics' beliefs of being Radiohead wannabes, with their newest cd, Muse is basically on top of the world. They have had 15 singles on four albums, and are currently wowing crowds with their high impact live show. Their music is like minimalism meets angry rock. Especially on their sophomore release "Origin of Symmetry", lead singer Matt Bellamy is not afraid to scream and wail, in complete contrast to his normal vocal crooning or ridiculously high melodies (that rival even Freddie Mercury's range). Owing to their recent success, they have already announced a return to the studio for a new album, probably due out late next year. Thank God.
Favorite Song: Space Dementia

#1 Radiohead - are my idols. They have continuously reinvented themselves with cds that range from poppy acoustic songs to full blown techno, and yet when you hear them scroll through their repertoire in concert, they are so consistent in their sound that you'd never question that the songs belong to different genres. Thom Yorke sings amazingly, and there is not a track they've released (since their questionable premiere album, Pablo Honey) that I do not have the utmost respect for. This review also includes Thom Yorke's "The Eraser", which although is not part of the band's repertoire, still shares a lot of similarity with their b-sides.
Favorite Song: How To Disappear Completely

Back to the Future...Again!

No, the movie isn't being remade. This is all about bringing back the true icon of the film, the DeLorean. I love that car and I want one. Sure it was slow as hell and weighs a couple of tons, but damn, it's a sweet looking car.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Quote of the Day

"You ever try going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you."
-Russ Cargill, "The Simpsons Movie"

Movie Review of the Week: The Simpsons Movie


This is the movie I've been waiting for for 18 years. I have been a fan of "The Simpsons" since it started, even though I was only 4. I have seen every episode (well at least up to season 15 because after that I either worked every Sunday night or maybe it's because the show lost a bit of it's awesomeness) and know probably more than I should about the show. Which brings me to my review. The movie starts off with some classic Itchy and Scratchy moments, but to my surprise, there was no blood. There was lots of violence but no blood. How is that possible, in THE Simpsons movie, to have the most violent characters not even shed an ounce of blood? Despite the lack of that red fluid, it was still a great open, especially when out of nowhere the movie opens in much of the same fashion of the show. It was a perfect homage to the show's opening.

The plot of the movie has Springfield becoming the most polluted city in the country, all thanks to Homer of course, which leads the head of the EPA to seal off Springfield in a giant glass dome and it's all up to the Simpson family to save their beloved city. While the plot is absolutely ludicrous, I expected nothing less from a Simpsons storyline.

Sadly, many of the movie's funniest parts were shown in the trailers, so seeing them weren't as funny as they should have been. Except, many of those parts were extended upon very well, especially the scene with Bart skateboarding naked. That scene is very well crafted and cleverly executed and as long as you don't blink, you'll be shown a very special surprise. There were also a vast amount of hilarious one-liners that are a staple of the show and very well placed in the movie.

The thing that bothered me the most is that the animation in some spots was of poor quality for a big movie. Granted, the movie's animation is better than the show's animation (which it should be), but there were some parts that just seemed like they didn't put enough effort into the background as they did everything else. This is only a minor setback though and doesn't detract from the movie very much.

"The Simpsons Movie," I believe, is a fitting tribute to the show's wonder years, mostly because almost everything is unexpected. Marge gets serious, Bart wants to become a Flanders, Lisa falls in love, Maggie seems like she has super powers and Homer gets his ass kicked over and over while messing up everyone's life, but you still end up loving him as you should. Also, Homer gives the bird to the entire city. How awesome is that? Everything just seems to work, which is why I give "The Simpsons Movie" an 8 out of 10.

The ABCs of Workplace Efficiency

This is hilarious, check it out

From the often hilarious folks at SomethingAwful

Quick Venting

So I'm about to head to Lansing to visit my supposed boyfriend for basicaly the last time who has not even made the slightest effort to contact me in over two weeks. I know it'll be good to have a good ending point between us, but seriously why I should drive an hour and a half to see him is completely beyond me.

I'm attempting to not have too many posts like this but sometimes you just gotta vent
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A little more in support of Dakota

I once had a conversation with my mother, who was born basically right smack dab in the middle of the baby boom, or more relevantly, during the time that produced the majority of parents of young people with the ability to vote today. I complained once to her about George W. Bush, and she mentioned the fact that as much as we wish it were not the case, JFK was the only president in her lifetime to have been worth anything (presidentially that is) and that he was not given long enough in office to demonstrate his full potential.

So now it's time for me to expand off of that (trust me Dakota, I'm not much of a politician myself, but I'm backing you up on this one). Since the baby boomer era, we have all been a part of the media age - beginning to some small degree with the rapid printing press, expanded far more by the growing popularity of radios, even more with that of television, again in the nineties with the PC era, and now at its highest iteration with the widespread popularity of the cellular phone. We live in an age where generally, less than twenty-four hours will elapse between something occurring, and our ability to hear about it (and that is very generous - most of the time information is available within minutes). I would even venture as far as to say, the American public knows too much about its government, and prospective leaders, and that knowledge causes us to have unnecessarily high expectations of our presidents - not to say that they should not be able to deliver, but that they are promising more than they can, in order to please the public.

Let's examine not only the places where some of our more recent presidents had shortcomings, but where those shortcomings have been complicated by what took place in reality. A perfect example - Georgey Sr. is famous for his speech at the Republican National Convention. After a long period of heavy recession from Carter and Reagan, Bush Sr. stated "Read my lips: no new taxes." Sounds pretty good to me! Peggy Noonan (Bush's speechwriter) definitely knew what she was doing, and what the American Public needed to hear in order to get him the vote. Unfortunately, two years later, under pressure from democrats and many more moderate republicans, he was forced to raise taxes anyway. Clinton's oval office rendezvous gave birth to Bush Jr's "down-home, American values." And this isn't the first time that suspected immorality gave way to a friendly, deep south Christian - many say that Carter won over Ford more because he was not involved with the previous presidencies (i.e. Watergate) and he offered a kind of retribution from the events of the previous few years.

In the upcoming election, Democrats clearly have the advantage - we've had eight years with a president who has not been in the public's support for at least four years, thanks to an extremely unpopular war. Democrats tend to be more on the pro peace platform, and that's what Americans want. In my opinion, however, we're in deeper than we want to admit. I think that we are still far away from peace between the middle east and the u.s. simply because nothing has truly been resolved (there is a lot to be said for the opinion that we can't exactly figure out what needs to be resolved, but that will make this rant go on for way longer than it already has). The American government has set themselves up with a lose-lose situation. Withdrawing from the Middle East will likely still not do much in the way of helping the economy. And at the end of the war, things will just start over again if we are attacked or bombed again. God forbid, but it is a real concern that we should have. I'm going to set aside the next thought for staying power.

The president cannot control what will happen during their presidency, only those things that they want to prevent from happening.

A president does not usually foresee an economic slump, or being attacked by a foreign power, or saying something incredibly stupid in a speech. Presidents are just people like anyone else, but people with the ability to say yes or no when it comes to new laws (remember our three branches people? President gets to say when we go to war, and besides that, he only okays what others have already decided in other branches of government).

So let me tie this into Dakota's post a little better now that I've offered these disjointed thoughts on government for approximately the last hour of my life. Americans do not vote as often as they should not only because there hasn't been a good president, but because even when we've tried to pick a good one, they have failed at what we really wanted them to accomplish, because their platform is more about image than implementation. Even looking at hot button issues, what would you do if you were president? Take gay marriage for example: alright I would just go ahead and okay that one, fuck you Conservative Christians :). Seriously though, gay marriage. If your paycheck and popularity as the SINGLE MOST RECOGNIZABLE CELEBRITY IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY depended largely on making people like you no matter what, I would take the moderate route a good deal as well. We offer our citizens the freedom to believe what they'd like to, but human nature is to remain divided about 50/50 on any issue in the world. We are better at complaining than praising. Even small steps forward are seen as "not far enough" to the side that supports and "way beyond the line" to those that are opposed. It is simply impossible to please a nation that wants the economy to improve, gas prices to go down, the war to end, and everyone of its opinions to be eventually on the level with the nation's goals.

So where do we go from here? People will not start voting regularly unless they feel that what they do in a vote matters - and after the hanging chad fiasco a few years back, it will likely be years until that trust is restored. Some progress has been made though. We are in the midst of a social and cultural revolution. In our generation, we're simply expected to be more well-versed in just about everything - because even someone who never leaves the house can be an expert in pretty much any field they want to at the click of a button. Already, at least the younger population is already leaning to more moderate stances, because we can read both sides of the argument, instead of only hearing what we want. As much of a pain in the ass as it was, I'm glad my high school does a three day long formal debate every junior year - at least it's nice to know that whether or not people like it, they at least hear what both sides have to say.

So I kinda went all over the place on that one, and mixed in some stuff that really wasn't on the topic of where I started, but I'm not getting graded on this, so deal with it!

Friday, July 27, 2007

Rambo Dakota Political Rant

I know...shocking isn't it? Rambo has a political situation to talk about? Did the Lions just win the Super Bowl because I think Hell just froze over! Fellow readers fear not...just sit back and enjoy and I promise there are no signs of the apocalypse nigh.

I was talking to one of my friends the other day while at his apartment and we began talking about, of all things, politics. We started by talking about a problem that has arisen by the low amount (percentage wise) of people in the US who actually vote in scheduled elections. It is easy to register but how many actually go out there and vote on Election Day? Just take a look at the numbers from the 2006 Congressional elections:

House of Representatives election voter turnout: 36.8%
Senate election voter turnout: 29.7%

My God man! Compared to other countries like England and France, which had close to 85% of the registered voters end up at the polls. 85% compared to nearly 37%?? Wow. My friend looked at me as we discussed this low number and he asked me why I thought our turnout was so low compared to these other countries. I said to myself, and eventually to him, that I had never really thought about it until this very moment. If I did have to give an answer my hypothesis would be that we, as a country, simply dislike and are ashamed of our government. This is not to say we are not proud to say we are American but whether you are a Republican or a Democrat, based off of these voting numbers, something is wrong with getting you to the polls...or you just feel that is unnecessary because either (a) you feel one vote does not make a difference or (b) you just are that lazy and decide it is not important. There are people out there, one of whom writes on this very blog, that would research and debate to the ends of the Earth just what candidate he believes is best suited for the job. In the end all that matters is that it is truly that...a belief. You can research every aspect of every candidate or you can vote a straight ticket but either way you are putting faith and belief into someone who, looking at recent elections, has not produced the desired result. No matter which way you slice it there is no real sign of progress of getting these potential voters off their asses and voting every Election Day. Then I thought to myself...how did we get to this position? How did we get to the point where no one wants to vote? Hmmm...

Political mumbo jumbo is not, and probably never will be, my strong suit nor a topic that peaks my interest but at the end of the day I love history and I often do think how things would be different had so many things not happened to our country both politically and socially. It is in this that I find the answer to my earlier question...how did we get to this position where no one wants to vote? I believe the answer lies within history...as does most actions in the political world. I looked at my friend after we determined that it was hating our government that has gotten us here but when did it begin? I believe that the true downfall of our government came over 40 years ago when the most potential ever seen in a President was gunned down November 22, 1963 in Dallas, Texas.

It has been said by people much more qualified than myself that JFK's assassination was one of the biggest turning points in American history. JFK was a graduate of Harvard with a degree in International Affairs, he voluntarily joined the US Navy for which he recieved a Purple Heart during WWII, and became a Senator in 1952. He became an example of how practicing a religion does not have to totally dominate a Presidency either: "I am not the Catholic candidate for President. I am the Democratic Party's candidate for President who also happens to be a Catholic. I do not speak for my Church on public matters — and the Church does not speak for me." He participated in the first televised Presidential Debates against Republican Richard Nixon. John F. Kennedy was sworn in as the 35th President at noon on January 20, 1961. In his inaugural address he spoke of the need for all Americans to be active citizens, famously saying, "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." He also asked the nations of the world to join together to fight what he called the "common enemies of man: tyranny, poverty, disease, and war itself." In closing, he expanded on his desire for greater internationalism: "Finally, whether you are citizens of America or citizens of the world, ask of us the same high standards of strength and sacrifice which we ask of you."

JFK instantly began on creating his own Foreign Policy by instilling what the Eisenhower administration had created to invade Cuba hoping to remove Fidel Castro from power, known as the Bay of Pigs Invasion. Although it did not produce the desired result, JFK took full responsibility for his actions (more than some Presidents can say) and did leave Castro thinking that another invasion could occur at any time. He also faced the Cuban Missle Crisis but resolved that with Khrushchev. He also created the Peace Corps. It is often debated as to whether the Vietnam crisis would have escalated as far as it did had Kennedy been re-elected in 1964 but we will never know...and this is where the turn takes place. LBJ had stated that he disapproved of pulling out of Vietnam, shown by almost immediately following the assassination reversing JFK's order for the removal of 1,000 troops by the end of 1963.

On June 26, 1963, Kennedy visited West Berlin and gave a public speech criticizing communism. Kennedy used the construction of the Berlin Wall as an example of the failures of communism: "Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect, but we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in." The speech is known for its famous phrase "Ich bin ein Berliner".

Kennedy called his domestic program the "New Frontier". It ambitiously promised federal funding for education, medical care for the elderly, and government intervention to halt the recession. Kennedy also promised an end to racial discrimination. In 1963, he proposed a tax reform which included income tax cuts, but this was not passed by Congress until 1964, after his death. Few of Kennedy's major programs passed Congress during his lifetime, although, under his successor Johnson, Congress did vote them through in 1964–65.

JFK has become one of the most admired people in US History, whether it be for his Presidential practices or his social/family life. In the end though, tragedy and utter disbelief overran the United States on the November afternoon. The political and social distrust occurred here not only because of this assassination but because of the prior assassinations of Kennedy's brother Robert (RFK) and Martin Luther King, Jr.

After that little biopic of JFK let us look at why I believe that we have lost so much faith in our Presidents and our government since his death: LBJ made the Vietnam conflict worse after Kennedy's death, Richard Nixon had Watergate, Gerald Ford offered a pardon to Nixon and was in office during the time of 7 percent inflation causing recession, Carter had control of a horrific economy consisting of double-digit inflation, oil shortages, and high unemployment, Reagan had all of these, Bush Sr. had another economic recession following the Gulf War, Clinton had the "office politics" problem, and George W. Bush is George W. Bush.

This is not meant as a Presidential bashing as each of the above listed have had their fair share of positive acts while in office but none have done enough to overtake what Carter called a "crisis of confidence." When will our confidence in our government return? We've got a new President to be named in 2008...let's start there! Get out there and take back this country voters. Make your voices heard and show the government that we have moved on since 1963 and that we are confident they can lead us effectively...at least once W is out of office.

Need dating advice?

I know I do! Thanks to the wonderful people at Bullz-Eye.com we have a grasp of the question that can plague most, if not all, of us men out there...how long do I wait before calling that girl back?
 
I love the game of football because, especially recently, a lot of things happen off the field that can be just as entertaining as what occurs on the field. Here is a Top 10 list of compelling stories heading into Training Camp!! That's right...training camp is here at last!!
 
I do remember seeing this part in the World Series of Pop Culture and figured that, to a point, truer words were never spoken, especially when two seemingly knowledgeable people cannot even get ONE of the questions right. Take a lookie loo here and see if you agree.
 
Finally, for those of you who are as interested in the developments that occur at the now infamous Comic-Con in San Diego follow this blog which goes into detail about every occurrence at the convention...and we've only had one day of it! YEAH!

One man's opinion

Incubus was fucking sick last night. I would even go as far as to say the concert far exceeded my expectations, which is impressive considering I am madly in love with the band and think everything they do is genius anyway. They rocked a lot of their new stuff, but then really impressed me by busting out old, random songs that I never thought I'd hear at this concert - Nebula and Vitamin off of SCIENCE (!), and an absolutely amazing The Warmth. Also I thought I might have a heart attack during Pistola which is one of my favorite songs. And if I heard Brandon Boyd right (which may or may not have been the case) I think we heard a world premiere song last night.

There are a lot of bands that need to step up to this level. Besides the fact that it was just a tad short for my liking (I'm wicked spoiled because of Bonnaroo) this was essentially a perfect concert, and especially, a perfect album tour concert - of course play a bunch of new tunes to promote the cd, but then mix it up and play something for everyone. Jam out when you get the chance. Realize that if people are paying fifty dollars to hear you play, that it doesn't matter if you are playing exactly what they heard on the album, or if you're playing, say, a bad-ass cover of Stand By Me. Incubus is a rare gem of a band that has been able to maintain their musical integrity despite having become alt-pop Gods. We've all heard Wish You Were Here a trillion times and it annoys us when stupid ditzy girls say it's their favorite Incubus song, but despite its rampant popularity, it is still just a great tune.

Another real bonus last night was the crowd. First off, eye candy as far as the eye could see. But not only that - people were REALLY cool. Passing around joints and my batty, talking and making new friends around us, dancing when we felt the need. Even the people that parked near us became our friends, which is damn good considering I'm a retard and wore out my battery listening to NIN while waiting to leave DTE. But the people who were near us when we first set up camp in the parking lot were already offering to assist in a jump before we even had the chance to ask. Every once in a while you have a night that really reaffirms your faith in humanity and life in general. Last night was one of them. :)

Let's keep this up!!! Let's make 311 just as amazing! I'ma gonna get shit-faced!

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Sign the petition to let marijuana producers and distributors pay taxes...

You read that right. The state of California is having budget issues, much like many states across the nation. Not really a big surprise.

This, however, is:
"The producers and sellers of marijuana offer the state of California at least one billion dollars in additional tax revenue every year -- and nobody is arguing. "
What an interesting proposition. What a forward thinking way to go about doing things. What a democratic way to fix a problem that demands immediate attention.
Wonder why this is going to fail?

Because "The Greatest Generation" is still alive. And so is the Bible.

Forget the party bus...

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Big Pimpin'. & available for Rent.

Quote of the Day...


"Neurosis is just a high-class word for whining."

~Dr. Albert Ellis, recently deceased psychotherapists.

American Graffiti...

Charles Mudede is a Weird guy...

Let's get to the bottom of the pterodactyl porn posted:
This…
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Plus this…
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Equals this…
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Pterodactyl porn is an orgy for oil. The way the woman pumps, pulls, and sucks—that's American hunger. And the substance (essence, energy) of the dinosaurs is what makes the country grow and go.

Remember This Gem?

You know what is grosse?

Breastfeeding.

You heard me right, folks. Breastfeeding is one of the most vile, disgusting, and vomit inducing things that I can think of. However, I am perfectly fine with the idea of said nasty ordeal when it takes place at home or completely hidden from the public.

The problem with breastfeeding is not that it is an act done in order for mothers to provide their children with sustanance, (though the idea always makes me think of a morbidly obese swine, collapsed on one side, covered in mud, while twelve little pink runts vie for the attention of one of the eight available nipples.) but that mothers, and women in general, think that it is acceptable to be done ANYWHERE.

Perhaps I will not be the first to say this, but Public Breastfeeding is disgusting. It is the Trump Card to the already sickening nature of breastfeeding in general, and the WMD on basic pulic courtesy. I had a bit of this argument earlier today with a group of women varying in age. Their consensus was that I was an asshole for thinking that such a "natural and beautiful process" should not be allowed in the public. That I should "just turn my head the other way", and that "I have no business telling women what to do with their bodies."

My response?

Ahem...As far as the "natural and beautiful process" is concerned: How do you feel about the public sex that I plan on having on your lawn? I surely hope that you find it as Natural and Beautiful as I do. I sincerely hope that you would find each and every thrust as beautiful and spellbinding as I do. Though, if you do not like the random display of complete and total public nudity and, well, sweaty fuckfest that I cannot wait to perform, please feel free to just turn your head the other way. It is quite simple, really. All you have to do is turn, face another direction, and ignore the beautiful display of bumping uglies repeatedly, quickly, voraciously, lustily. I must say, though, that it will take more than just turning your head to ignore the incredible amount of verbage and moaning that will be going on. (Much to your chagrin, I have a tendency to talk very dirty, smack ass, and swear often during sex.) Go ahead, turn away, but buy some ear plugs if you are actually offended. Although I am still unsure how you would even have the right to be offended. After all, you have no business telling me what to do with my body.

Everything that is wrong with that is even more so with breastfeeding. So put your fucking milk-filled tits away, and I wont have to have sex on your lawn.

Today in History...

This amateur photograph shows the fuel tank on fire
 
Air France Flight 4590 was a Concorde flight from Charles de Gaulle International Airport near Paris, France to John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York City, New York, and operated by Air France. On July 25, 2000 it crashed in Gonesse, France. All 100 passengers and nine crew on board the flight, as well as four people on the ground, were killed.
 
As the CVR transcript recorded it, the last intelligible words of the crew were (in English):
Co-pilot: "Le Bourget, Le Bourget, Le Bourget."
Pilot: "Too late (unclear)."
Control tower: "Fire service leader, correction, the Concorde is returning to runway zero niner in the opposite direction."
Pilot: "No time, no (unclear)."
Co-pilot: "Negative, we're trying Le Bourget" (four switching sounds).
Co-pilot: "No (unclear)."
 
The crew was trying to divert to nearby Le Bourget Airport, but accident investigators say that a safe landing with the flight path the aircraft was on would have been highly unlikely.


Moody friends. Drama queens. Your life? Nope! - their life, your story.
Play Sims Stories at Yahoo! Games.

The Daily ClusterFuck...

Temple 420 is real. AND, they believe that "marijuana is the tree of life mentioned in the bible." Heroes.

Britney Spears is crazy. Wow. Big deal, right? Not really, but hearing about her eating fried chicken and wiping her hands"on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress" is amazing.

McDonalds introduces, "Hugo".

Ahem..."two 18-year-old Moon Township residents soaked the backyard of one of them - along with his shoes and socks - with gasoline and set it aflame early Saturday." Yup, sounds like Pennsylvania to me. Wait. What?

"A felon wanted for auto theft in Denver was in jail in Pitkin County today on charges of stealing four vehicles and leading Aspen-area authorities on a five-hour chase, authorities said." Aspen suddenly gets cooler.

Nearly half of Americans believe that military strength ensures peace, we've always been at war with Oceania, and some animals are more equal than others.

Today in history...

Sorry Kiznox, I'm stealing this from you today

June 25th, 1953 - The premiere of Duck Dodgers in the Twenty-Fourth and a Halfth Century
starring: Daffy Duck, Porky Pig and Marvin the Martian
Voted #4 in the top 50 cartoons of all time
Released during the Red Scare, it has a lot of references to the futility of the Cold War and Arms Race - and now over 50 years later, I bet you'd still be hard-pressed to find someone who has never seen this :)

Eye Candy & CD that I Want of the Day...



Brought to you by Alison Sudol of A Fine Frenzy. Which is actually just her. Odd.

I love it!

We were just talking about this the other day while partying it up...Hock this one is for you!

I honestly don't know what to think about the new host of the "Price is Right" but I will say at least it wasn't Rosie. I've always liked Drew Carey and I think he's just a clown enough to pull off warranting the zany t-shirts and crazy college kids that Bob Baker did. Time will tell just how this will work out but, as I said a few months ago when I learner Barker was retiring, I wanted the show to go down with him because I'd hate to see such a classic show crash and burn like so many others that lost their original host...and in turn their audience.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Quote of the Day...

"I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was."

~Cindy Ackerman, EC Reg. Sexy.

Today in History...

Amelia Mary Earhart (24 July 1897 missing 2 July 1937, declared deceased 5 January 1939) was a noted American aviation pioneer and women's rights advocate. Earhart was the first woman to receive the Distinguished Flying Cross, which she was awarded as the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic. She set many other records, wrote best-selling books about her flying experiences and was instrumental in the formation of The Ninety-Nines, a women's pilots' organization.


Earhart disappeared over the central Pacific Ocean during an attempt to make a circumnavigational flight in 1937. Intense public fascination with her life, career and disappearance continues to this day.

I bet she was a whore.

The New Hotness...

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From Bungie:
"I don't mean that they made a big plastic thing that looks like a Warthog. I mean they built a fully-functioning, four-wheel steering, powerful, off-road vehicle with a machine gun on the back. At the correct scale. If you live near Wellington, New Zealand, you might even see some crazy machine-shop dude from WETA fishtailing around your base, ahem, I mean neighborhood."

Sometimes, genius is born...

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GENIUS.

Just for the Hell of it...

Its an octopus. Hilarious.

Go ahead, get a BIG lunch...

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The Daily ClusterFuck...


Proving, once again, that no matter how crazy she acts she just gets sexier. Lohan busted for DUI, cocaine possession, After car chase. HOT.

"Lenape Technical School for 12- to 15-year-old boys and girls" should not be preceeded by, "Now, who wants to play with explosives?" Cops are stupid, sometimes.

Channel 9 now owns a snake. "You'll be amazingly, incredibly and disturbingly surprised to know just how easy it was for us to get our Egyptian Cobra." SNAKES ON A PLANE, Bitches.

Ahem..."After tracking 11,000 American adolescents, a study released Monday found that following secondary school, obese girls in the U.S. were half as likely to enrol in college, versus their non-obese peers." So Welcome Week should be sexy-fun-times.

Anorexia. Even less sexy when you hit 30.

Suck it, NBC. Though, I am sure a suicide would have made for some damn interesting Television.

In an effort to reduce the numerous quips I could make about religion, I am combining all horrible acts done by Youth Pastors here:
Battle Creek, MI.
Farmington, NM.
San Diego, CA.
Spokane, WA.
Murrells Inlet, SC.
Hmmm....thou shalt not?

Interesting stuff about Blogs and the Bloggers that Blog them.

Hey Cottonmouth...

Hows that for Gayin it up?

Lohan in Hot Water...Again

This should come as no surprise, seeing that Lindsay Lohan is a druggy and an alcoholic, she got charged with a DUI. While searching her car, they also found cocaine. It's good to see that the rehab is working well. Mug shot included

Savagely Moral Dilemma...

Here is an interesting thought from the Slog:

I was recently seen screaming and yelling on Slog about the Seattle Times glorifying DEA pot busts; in last week's paper Dominic Holden weighed in on the Washington State Patrol's appallingly callous arrest of couple for growing medical marijuana.

So we all agree that busting pot growers—whether they're growing for medical or recreational use—is a bad idea. A waste of police resources, a part of the failed war on drugs, an invitation to tyranny, etc. But what would you do if there was a pot grow operation in the house next door? And the pot growers next door were total and complete assholes? Stick to your anti-drug-war politics? Or call the cops and rid your block of these assholes? That's the moral dilemma this "Savage Love" reader faces…

My neighbors are two fat hairy straight pot smokers, who grow dope ( I can smell it and see the lights). They yell at me about insane things like making my yard too nice, and last week they chased a child of eleven down the alley shirtless with a butcher knife for teasing their cat. There garage is falling down, they leave their windows open all day and all night, they have an old toilet in their yard, three shitty cars, drug deals coming and going, and the grass and weeds are two feet tall and the house is falling apart.
All and all I don't mind them except when they scream at each other, cook chicken fried steak, and yell or play their TV all night or try to speak to me about their racial views (racial slurs) which I do not hold.
Dan…
The truth is I want my sister who is a kinder gentler person then them to move in next door. Is it totally chickenshit of me to turn them in for growing and selling pot? I already know it is okay for me to like and fuck whoever I want as long as there is mutual consent. But this narc-on-the-neighbors thing is a moral dilemma for me.
Dan, I cringe when I see them with their shirts off smoking cigarettes and yelling. Can I morally give them the boot with the help of Big Brother just so I can have some peace and my sister closer to me?
Sincerely,
Normally Against The Drug War

What would you do?

Alternative eye candy of the day

Someone that came into Beaners last year told me he thought I looked like Andy Roddick


I am definitely ok with that :)

I can't get back to sleep

So I'm already awake at 7:30 because my dad is on a conference call in the next room, and he's a deaf old man so he has it on speakerphone on the loudest setting. So I'm posting

Karaoke is an interesting affair. Last night was definitely the most painful of the nights we heard, but there were some really good people. The main thing I've always wondered is this: I consider myself to be a talented singer. But put me up on stage with the words in front of me, and it is usually a disaster. I did manage to not make a TOTAL ass of myself singing "Your Woman" by whitetown, but come on eileen was awful (I TOLD Scott I didn' know any of the words to the verses, but did he listen? No...).
A plea to sorostitute types who do karaoke. If you're unwilling to sing a song by myself, you will not end up singing better with your two best girlfriends. Having three people in the group and holding a mike does not make you the dixie chicks - chances are, if you're completely tone-deaf, throwing your two best tone-deaf friends in the mix will likely not turn out so well. I don't mean to be totally elitist, but if I have to hear another group of people caterwauling in the completely wrong key I might start punching babies.
Speaking of punching babies, highlight of last night: The approximately six-year-old child that was just running loose in the bar. Our pal Phil managed to scare him out of where he was hiding with his karaoke stylings, and so out of nowhere, a little kid went running through the bar. Little children in completely inappropriate places makes me happy. Hell, my dad used to take us out to the pub after his rugby games all the time. Then my sister hit puberty and his team-mates started making comments so it wasn't family pub time anymore. Also I'm pretty sure people got really drunk and started acting completely inappropriately. Ah those were the days...
So back to karaoke. Basically my problem is this: every popular song from the last 40 years or so is part too high for me to sing. What's with that? Whatever happened to crooners like Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin? I mean I love Incubus, but if Brandon Boyd sings any higher on his next cd, he might break the sound barrier. Can anybody honestly sing along to the refrain of dig without singing completely falsetto? I mean it's goregeous, but I know girls who wouldn't feel comfortable singing up there. I'll have to get real drunk for that concert. This thursday - fuck yeah!

PS Brandon Boyd, you are still the love of my life regardless of the fact that I could never dream of singing the notes you can hit.

Guitar Hero 80s edition comes out today. I'll have to con one of my ps2-owning friends into buying it. I have to admit, a few more well-known songs would have been appreciated (I still can't believe they didn't put on my sharona. That song rocks) but it'll be nice to maybe play a few different tracks. I'm just waiting for GH3. Although I'm not buying it because I don't want to be a lazy shit this year at school.

Continuation from last night: being stoned and listening to NIN is fucking awesome. I got the new album (which is amazing) and the remastered edition of The Downward Spiral, a cd I can't believe I haven't bought yet. It's so angry and vulgar I just can't help but feel great when singing along. My new favorite quote (from I Do Not Want This):

I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

I mean, there's no question, that is really fucking hot. It's intense, aggressively egotistical, and it's the type of thought you have when that little devil pops up on your shoulder and you smile to yourself for knowing that the human mind is capable of being so dark and arrogant. Trent Reznor is the man.

The Downward Spiral

by NIN is one of the greatest cds I have ever heard in my ilfe. "I Don't Want This" is arguably the hottest song I know.


Also I got flirted with by a really cute gay boy from San Francisco tonight. I'm back on my game :)

Monday, July 23, 2007

I'm not really an environmentalist...

But when this:

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Leads to this:
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Even I get a little choked up.

Ave Maria...

Florida.

Check this shit out. So Tom Monaghan, the crazy Catholic founder of Domino's Pizza, and Ave Maria University are teaming up to create a perpetual fucktard of a community: A Completely Catholic Community. Think that I am being a bit nutty about this? Here is a sample: "Monaghan once stated that commercial leases in the town would enforce beliefs consistent with the Catholic faith, including prohibiting the sale of pornography or contraceptives and banning the performance of abortions."

I'm not kidding. They have their own website put together giving brief details on the community as it develops. The picture above, I believe, is a pretty good indication of the progress being made.

Well, Fuck that. There are so many things wrong with what is going on in Florida that I hardly know where to begin...

This definitely goes towards most of America's theory about Florida being the retarded cousin of the US. How do we know this? Well, Ave Maria College was founded in Michigan. MICHIGAN didn't want this shit to happen, and MI isn't even that much of a blue state. (This is the same MI that elected Kwame Kilpatrick as Mayor of Detroit)

The legal aspects alone are intense. Banning the sale of contraceptives? Really? That is a huge No. Not allowing abortions? Also a fucking No. The American Civil Liberties Union is going to have a field day with these bastards.

So how does this stuff happen in modern day America? I am not entirely sure yet. I would speculate that it has something to do with the War in Iraq/Afghanistan/soon to be the entire Middle East, the War on Terror, and the ridiculous fear-mongering of the Bush regime. We seem to be stuck in a dictator's Holy War. What other options to the nut ball religious have other than clumping together? It seems to make sense. However, it should not be allowed. From what I am seeing, this area has incredible control over the businesses that it allows within the community. Yet we have anti-discrimination laws barring just this thing from happening.

What I am saying is that this type of community is bad for the surrounding areas in Florida, the state itself, and, really, the rest of the nation. Beyond that, this community should leave a bad taste in the mouth of any good Catholic as it goes as far as breaking one the Cardinal rules. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors house. (Unless they happen to not be Catholic, then make sure they cannot even get into town)."

On a side-note, since I barely give a shit but am looking for as much as I can to throw into the canon: "This community has drawn criticism from environmental and conservation groups, especially for the threat it may pose to the endangered Florida Panther." The damn community is located in the heart of a panther habitat.

Florida now has a community completely dedicated to intolerant, Catholic views. I hope the whole thing burns to the ground after a "Shocking" revelation that their priest is raping their children.