Wednesday, July 25, 2007

The Daily ClusterFuck...

Temple 420 is real. AND, they believe that "marijuana is the tree of life mentioned in the bible." Heroes.

Britney Spears is crazy. Wow. Big deal, right? Not really, but hearing about her eating fried chicken and wiping her hands"on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress" is amazing.

McDonalds introduces, "Hugo".

Ahem..."two 18-year-old Moon Township residents soaked the backyard of one of them - along with his shoes and socks - with gasoline and set it aflame early Saturday." Yup, sounds like Pennsylvania to me. Wait. What?

"A felon wanted for auto theft in Denver was in jail in Pitkin County today on charges of stealing four vehicles and leading Aspen-area authorities on a five-hour chase, authorities said." Aspen suddenly gets cooler.

Nearly half of Americans believe that military strength ensures peace, we've always been at war with Oceania, and some animals are more equal than others.

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