Monday, July 23, 2007

Ave Maria...

Florida.

Check this shit out. So Tom Monaghan, the crazy Catholic founder of Domino's Pizza, and Ave Maria University are teaming up to create a perpetual fucktard of a community: A Completely Catholic Community. Think that I am being a bit nutty about this? Here is a sample: "Monaghan once stated that commercial leases in the town would enforce beliefs consistent with the Catholic faith, including prohibiting the sale of pornography or contraceptives and banning the performance of abortions."

I'm not kidding. They have their own website put together giving brief details on the community as it develops. The picture above, I believe, is a pretty good indication of the progress being made.

Well, Fuck that. There are so many things wrong with what is going on in Florida that I hardly know where to begin...

This definitely goes towards most of America's theory about Florida being the retarded cousin of the US. How do we know this? Well, Ave Maria College was founded in Michigan. MICHIGAN didn't want this shit to happen, and MI isn't even that much of a blue state. (This is the same MI that elected Kwame Kilpatrick as Mayor of Detroit)

The legal aspects alone are intense. Banning the sale of contraceptives? Really? That is a huge No. Not allowing abortions? Also a fucking No. The American Civil Liberties Union is going to have a field day with these bastards.

So how does this stuff happen in modern day America? I am not entirely sure yet. I would speculate that it has something to do with the War in Iraq/Afghanistan/soon to be the entire Middle East, the War on Terror, and the ridiculous fear-mongering of the Bush regime. We seem to be stuck in a dictator's Holy War. What other options to the nut ball religious have other than clumping together? It seems to make sense. However, it should not be allowed. From what I am seeing, this area has incredible control over the businesses that it allows within the community. Yet we have anti-discrimination laws barring just this thing from happening.

What I am saying is that this type of community is bad for the surrounding areas in Florida, the state itself, and, really, the rest of the nation. Beyond that, this community should leave a bad taste in the mouth of any good Catholic as it goes as far as breaking one the Cardinal rules. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors house. (Unless they happen to not be Catholic, then make sure they cannot even get into town)."

On a side-note, since I barely give a shit but am looking for as much as I can to throw into the canon: "This community has drawn criticism from environmental and conservation groups, especially for the threat it may pose to the endangered Florida Panther." The damn community is located in the heart of a panther habitat.

Florida now has a community completely dedicated to intolerant, Catholic views. I hope the whole thing burns to the ground after a "Shocking" revelation that their priest is raping their children.

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